Finch Cortez @ask-finch - Tumblr Blog

Hey dere, Finch 'ere. Patrick, actually, but ain't no one calls me dat. Ask me whatever, I guess, so long as it ain't nothin' weird

I's 15, don't be weird 'bout it

He/him

Ooc under cut

#finchposting #<<< stole that idea from you snurphlee #intro post

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crutchie-offical

How do you feel about moon allergies???

Somehow the phrase strikes fear in my heart.

ask-finch

Why does it strike fear in ya heart, Crutch?

Why do ya fear da moon allergies?

crutchie-offical

I-I dunno. Jus' somethin' about it..

ask-finch

Embrace da moon allergies

crutchie-offical

How do you feel about moon allergies???

Somehow the phrase strikes fear in my heart.

ask-finch

Why does it strike fear in ya heart, Crutch?

Why do ya fear da moon allergies?

askk-jackkelly

What are your favorite pet names to call crutchie?

Pet names I mean, i call 'im nicknames, we ain't datin' or nothin'.

Crutch, kid, buddy, bud, angel, baby, sometimes Charlie

ask-finch

Angel an' baby don't sound so 'not datin'' to me

And anyone else with common sense

askk-jackkelly

Yer mother called ya baby an' angel, it ain't that big o' a deal

ask-finch

My mom didn't

An' besides, ya ain't a maternal figure for Crutch

askk-jackkelly

I's his brother an' he ain't the only one i call that! I's a brother, Finch.

ask-finch

Why ya callin' yer broddah baby an' angel??? Broddahs don't call each other by lovey-dovey pet names, last I checked

An' yeah, ya call da little those too, cause they're kids who need da comfort

Crutch ain't a little crawlin' into yer bed after a nightmare

Also, I saw ya kiss 'im

askk-jackkelly

....

No ya didn't.

Yeah I did

WHEN??

>:)))

NOT ">:)))" GET BACK HERE

ask-finch

>:DDD

*runs away*

crutchie-offical

FINCH!!

ask-finch

*disappears into the horizon with a sparkle like one of those cartoon characters [ooc: not literally but you know]*

askk-jackkelly

What are your favorite pet names to call crutchie?

Pet names I mean, i call 'im nicknames, we ain't datin' or nothin'.

Crutch, kid, buddy, bud, angel, baby, sometimes Charlie

ask-finch

Angel an' baby don't sound so 'not datin'' to me

And anyone else with common sense

askk-jackkelly

Yer mother called ya baby an' angel, it ain't that big o' a deal

ask-finch

My mom didn't

An' besides, ya ain't a maternal figure for Crutch

askk-jackkelly

I's his brother an' he ain't the only one i call that! I's a brother, Finch.

ask-finch

Why ya callin' yer broddah baby an' angel??? Broddahs don't call each other by lovey-dovey pet names, last I checked

An' yeah, ya call da little those too, cause they're kids who need da comfort

Crutch ain't a little crawlin' into yer bed after a nightmare

Also, I saw ya kiss 'im

askk-jackkelly

....

No ya didn't.

Yeah I did

WHEN??

>:)))

NOT ">:)))" GET BACK HERE

ask-finch

>:DDD

*runs away*

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askk-jackkelly

What are your favorite pet names to call crutchie?

Pet names I mean, i call 'im nicknames, we ain't datin' or nothin'.

Crutch, kid, buddy, bud, angel, baby, sometimes Charlie

ask-finch

Angel an' baby don't sound so 'not datin'' to me

And anyone else with common sense

askk-jackkelly

Yer mother called ya baby an' angel, it ain't that big o' a deal

ask-finch

My mom didn't

An' besides, ya ain't a maternal figure for Crutch

askk-jackkelly

I's his brother an' he ain't the only one i call that! I's a brother, Finch.

ask-finch

Why ya callin' yer broddah baby an' angel??? Broddahs don't call each other by lovey-dovey pet names, last I checked

An' yeah, ya call da little those too, cause they're kids who need da comfort

Crutch ain't a little crawlin' into yer bed after a nightmare

Also, I saw ya kiss 'im

askk-jackkelly

....

No ya didn't.

Yeah I did

WHEN??

>:)))

What are your favorite pet names to call crutchie?

Pet names I mean, i call 'im nicknames, we ain't datin' or nothin'.

Crutch, kid, buddy, bud, angel, baby, sometimes Charlie

ask-finch

Angel an' baby don't sound so 'not datin'' to me

And anyone else with common sense

askk-jackkelly

Yer mother called ya baby an' angel, it ain't that big o' a deal

ask-finch

My mom didn't

An' besides, ya ain't a maternal figure for Crutch

askk-jackkelly

I's his brother an' he ain't the only one i call that! I's a brother, Finch.

ask-finch

Why ya callin' yer broddah baby an' angel??? Broddahs don't call each other by lovey-dovey pet names, last I checked

An' yeah, ya call da little those too, cause they're kids who need da comfort

Crutch ain't a little crawlin' into yer bed after a nightmare

Also, I saw ya kiss 'im

askk-jackkelly

....

No ya didn't.

ask-finch

Yeah I did

askk-jackkelly

What are your favorite pet names to call crutchie?

Pet names I mean, i call 'im nicknames, we ain't datin' or nothin'.

Crutch, kid, buddy, bud, angel, baby, sometimes Charlie

ask-finch

Angel an' baby don't sound so 'not datin'' to me

And anyone else with common sense

askk-jackkelly

Yer mother called ya baby an' angel, it ain't that big o' a deal

ask-finch

My mom didn't

An' besides, ya ain't a maternal figure for Crutch

askk-jackkelly

I's his brother an' he ain't the only one i call that! I's a brother, Finch.

ask-finch

Why ya callin' yer broddah baby an' angel??? Broddahs don't call each other by lovey-dovey pet names, last I checked

An' yeah, ya call da little those too, cause they're kids who need da comfort

Crutch ain't a little crawlin' into yer bed after a nightmare

Also, I saw ya kiss 'im

askk-jackkelly

What are your favorite pet names to call crutchie?

Pet names I mean, i call 'im nicknames, we ain't datin' or nothin'.

Crutch, kid, buddy, bud, angel, baby, sometimes Charlie

ask-finch

Angel an' baby don't sound so 'not datin'' to me

And anyone else with common sense

askk-jackkelly

Yer mother called ya baby an' angel, it ain't that big o' a deal

ask-finch

My mom didn't

An' besides, ya ain't a maternal figure for Crutch

askk-jackkelly

What are your favorite pet names to call crutchie?

Pet names I mean, i call 'im nicknames, we ain't datin' or nothin'.

Crutch, kid, buddy, bud, angel, baby, sometimes Charlie

ask-finch

Angel an' baby don't sound so 'not datin'' to me

And anyone else with common sense

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ask-finch

do you ever think about dying?

( @ask-crutchie )

Yeah, sure, a bit

I ain't scared o' it, it's gonna come eventually for everyone, but I do think 'bout it sometimes

Why do ya ask, Crutch? Do ya?

crutchie-offical

i dunno. it's like... what if the polio did take me? insteada-- never mind.

whaddaya think happens after?

ask-finch

Well, good thing da polio didn't take ya

An' I dunno, I ain't really thinkin' bout that a lot. I ain't religious, but, ya know, it'd be nice if dere is a place aftah death where we go. Or maybe we jus'... Stop existin'. Darkness then nothin'. But I like ta think dat there's a place for everyone after ya die, no matter what ya believe in. Everyone gets their own afterlife sorta thing. Or no afterlife, ya know?

Whaddya think?

crutchie-offical

i ain't religious either. i'd like to think reincarnation exists, personally, but stoppin' existin' makes more sense than i wanna admit.

ask-finch

Reincarnation would be nice too, ta live again as somethin' else

What made ya think bout all this?

ask-finch

do you ever think about dying?

( @ask-crutchie )

Yeah, sure, a bit

I ain't scared o' it, it's gonna come eventually for everyone, but I do think 'bout it sometimes

Why do ya ask, Crutch? Do ya?

crutchie-offical

i dunno. it's like... what if the polio did take me? insteada-- never mind.

whaddaya think happens after?

ask-finch

Well, good thing da polio didn't take ya

An' I dunno, I ain't really thinkin' bout that a lot. I ain't religious, but, ya know, it'd be nice if dere is a place aftah death where we go. Or maybe we jus'... Stop existin'. Darkness then nothin'. But I like ta think dat there's a place for everyone after ya die, no matter what ya believe in. Everyone gets their own afterlife sorta thing. Or no afterlife, ya know?

Whaddya think?

do you ever think about dying?

( @ask-crutchie )

Yeah, sure, a bit

I ain't scared o' it, it's gonna come eventually for everyone, but I do think 'bout it sometimes

Why do ya ask, Crutch? Do ya?

#finchposting #chihuahua crutch

how's yer stomach feelin' after that questionable spaghetti?

( @ask-crutchie )

I's feelin' perfec'ly fine, Crutch, I ain't gonna get sick from it

#finchposting #chihuahua crutch

crutchie-offical

*materializes out of nowhere*

Hey, Crutch! Do ya like pasta?

( - @ask-finch )

i like it! what kind?

ask-finch

Uhhh, I think it's spaghetti

Is a little dirty, 'cept we've all had worse

crutchie-offical

you think? are you eatin' it off da road or somethin'??

ask-finch

'Ey, I ain't well-versed in pastas. Some guy threw it at me, but I didn't wanna jus' waste it or nothin'

crutchie-offical

finch. i mean dis with the utmost concern, don't eat it if you don't know what it is. and also if somebody throws it at ya.

ask-finch

It looks like spaghetti. Tastes like it too. An' I didn't wanna waste it, seems perfectly fine

crutchie-offical

don't blame me when ya get sick.

ask-finch

I ain't gonna get sick, Crutch

I take it ya don' want any then?

crutchie-offical

no thanks.

ask-finch

Yer loss

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crutchie-offical

*materializes out of nowhere*

Hey, Crutch! Do ya like pasta?

( - @ask-finch )

i like it! what kind?

ask-finch

Uhhh, I think it's spaghetti

Is a little dirty, 'cept we've all had worse

crutchie-offical

you think? are you eatin' it off da road or somethin'??