Antlers Are Awesome!

@ask-elgland

The personification of Elgland!

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Hey, I’m Sveinn Matthewson! The big and strong personification of Elgland (or Mooseland if you’re a big jerk about it!)!

Mamma and Papa have blogs on this weird place, so I’m making one, too!

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@mattieus-canada Happy Father’s Day, Papa!

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Weh, I’m awake!

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here I shall give you a special weapon for Ladonia. (Hands over large magnet) if he ever tries to bully someone wave it around him, and you won’t have to deal with him ever again.

Ooh! Is he made of metal?

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Ladonia sounds like a huge bully! I heard he pushed Sealand down the stairs and bruised Moldova’s ribs!

Why do Finland and Sweden let him get away with that stuff? It makes no sense!

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Sorry for not posting! Me and Moldova were in jail

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Who did he bite and maim for candy this time?-_-

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It was battery and assault. It wasn’t over candy either

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What did you two do then? Who did you battery assault? And why?

Asking this both out of concern for Moldova (because I am responsible like that) and out of curiosity I won't snitch on you or anything

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Ladonia and TRNC, they were bulling Moldova and I was like “heck no!” So I beat them up, and they called the cops on me

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Understandable

At least you're out of jail now!

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Yeah! You also might wanna take Moldova to a doctor. His ribs are bruised

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he WHAT??? I'm going to— Ladonia and TRNC are children.... uhm I'm going to just hope they go to jail too since I 'can't harm children' or whatever

I can't believe I was irresponsible enough to let him even talk to those two... [sigh] I will take him to the doctor thank you for telling me

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Found a loophole for the whole I shouldn't harm children 🤭

If their house wasn't haunted with evil spirits it definitely is now teehee

I can go over and bonk them with my hammer!

Weh… I can’t wait for Spring. Everything’s covered in snow and it’s making it hard to forage.

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How can I get tall like you?

- @ask-elgland

Hello friend!

Hm... I do not know if there is proper way of getting tall! I am just naturally like this... But always make sure you are eating good foods maybe! It might help little bit!

My mamma always makes sure I eat enough! I’m gonna be even stronger someday!

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how do u feel about canada's kid? ヽ(≧◡≦ )ﾉ

Canada's what?

Me! :D

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Awhhh, you're so cute. Are those real antlers?

I don’t know, but they’re attached!

boop I got your nose

Hey, give it back! >:(

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Who is your mother.

Miss Dyrland is my mamma!

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Hey kid, those little things on your head...they're antlers, right? May I touch them?

- @ask-aph-marland

Nuh-uh! That’s a weird thing to ask!

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O-oh-, my apologies... you're a new country, by the looks of it. Have you made many friends yet?

Not that many.. I know big brother, but that’s about it. I don’t get many visitors. I don’t know if anyone’s gonna visit for mamma’s birthday tomorrow, either.

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That's a surprise, I would've thought the other micronations would've tried to get you in their little club by now..

Oh, it's your mamma's birthday tomorrow? Maybe Liechtenstein and I could come around for a bit...as long as that's ok with her. I know what it's like to be alone on your birthday, it isn't very fun, but I bet she'll love to have you with her on her special day.

Oh, miss Lichtenstein was the flower girl at mamma and spring mamma’s wedding! I think mamma would be happy to see her again!

Hey kid, those little things on your head...they're antlers, right? May I touch them?

- @ask-aph-marland

Nuh-uh! That’s a weird thing to ask!

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O-oh-, my apologies... you're a new country, by the looks of it. Have you made many friends yet?

Not that many.. I know big brother, but that’s about it. I don’t get many visitors. I don’t know if anyone’s gonna visit for mamma’s birthday tomorrow, either.

Hey kid, those little things on your head...they're antlers, right? May I touch them?

- @ask-aph-marland

Nuh-uh! That’s a weird thing to ask!

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how do u feel about canada's kid? ヽ(≧◡≦ )ﾉ

Canada's what?

Me! :D

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…What? Is that a cognitowhatnow? The weird thing that hurts your brain?

#he means cognitohazard #why is he reading SCP stuff

fratellino!! i got invited to a little party, would you like to come? i don't think mamma would mind, if i'm watching over you! you can see how fun it is to make so many friends!

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Weh… Mamma’s got that look on her face again- if something happens, I’m saying this was your idea!

everything will be okay!! you can help me carry some of the cakes i made and then i'll pretend that you made them - everyone will be so proud of you and theyll want to be your friend!

if someone offers you alcohol, just hand it to me okay? you can have one sip, but you're still too tiny for a glass... we'll see if you even like it

But I didn’t make them! If I’m gonna impress people I’m gonna do it my own way! You’ll see!

you will? okay!! i'll wait for you in the car!! :D

Oh- you’re driving- um…

(+1 Helmet equipped. How the hell did it fit over the antlers?)

...what do you need a helmet for? its a car, not a motorcycle! i know how to drive! i even drive drunk, i'm very good at it!

But driving drunk’s illegal in a lot of places! I’m not gonna get in the car if you’re drunk!

i'm not drunk! i was just saying that if i was... nevermind!! come in, ve...!!

Okay…

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