I'm the head of the ethics committee but *cocks gun*

HEYA LOSERS, I HAVEN'T POSTED IN A LONG TIME

I remade this blog, so if ya wanna go follow it, here it is

I think I'd like to take a break from this blog, it's been getting a bit overwhelming and I'd like to focus on my other ask blogs. I'll be back, I promise! Just treat it as Cimmerian taking a break to take care of Eliza.

If you like Cimmerian, North or Tiff (I am looking at you Tiff simps) or even Han, I'd like to interest you in my SCP AU blogs: @gods-and-pawns @operationx

I also have a separate singular Cimmerian blog for an AU version of him! @lady-cimmerian

I know I've been advertising these blogs a lot, but it is my passion project and I am excited to work on it.

My regular SCP blog: @cimmunist

My other ask blogs:

@a-monster-s-heart (oc story)

@brightfamilyfarm (Adam Bright)

@themoroncouncil (SCP AU, the o5)

@thegrievingqueen (SCP AU, Kondraki, Clef and Bright)

@sorrows-and-woes (oc)

I will try to give a short summary but keep in mind it mostly applies to this blog and not like, general scp canon

Cimmerian: Ethics Committee Liaison and (in this blog specifically) EC Chairman. On this blog specifically, he got his scars from a car accident caused by his abusive ex. Adopted lil SCP girl Ally and just had a bio kid, Eliza, also step-father to like 3 other kids I think (jesus christ this man has a lot of children). Also, trans and used The Gender Rock TM to transition (has top surgery scars bc he got that bitch done before joining the foundation). Currently in a relationship with Clef and Bright (and possibly Kondraki very soon)

Tiff: My OC, because I wanted to give Cimmerian an assistant but he doesn’t have one in-canon so I made one on the fly (seriously Tiff was made a few minutes before appearing on the blog). They’re non-binary and Cimmerian’s close friend as well as mental support and like the majority of his self-control. They’re Australian but I fucked up on the accent and gave them a cowboy one so I guess they’re an Australian cowboy now.

Karlos North: An Agent working in the Intelligence Agency (run by o5-9) and posing as a junior researcher. Originally met Cimmerian when he was sent to spy on him as an assignment, somehow the two became close friends. Had a brief romantic fling known as The Cupid Incident TM which they both refuse to talk about in detail. Might or might not be gay for Cimmerian. Also short but could probably snap me in half.

Han: Literally just a fucking sentient hand. Met Cimmerian while Cimm was investigating complains reported by the Ethics Committee Liaison at Site-88, somehow the two managed to stay in contact and became quite good friends.

Megan: Cimmerian’s friend and briefly girlfriend, met at a Halloween party, tried to date but it didn’t work out and they agreed to split on good terms. They’re good friends, not too close but they hang out from time to time.

Eliza: The newest addition to the gang, doesn’t actually speak bc u know,,,she’s a newborn. The result of Megan’s and Jeremy’s brief relationship, will be raised by her father only with her bio mum acting more like a cool auntie to her.

Husbands? Jerry, you didn't invite me to the wedding?

Th-they're not my- nevermind...

I'm going to just be a cool auntie to her, she's all Jerry's after this. But thank you.

She iiiiissss...

Thank you. I'm trying but somebody keeps sobbing very loudly.