Borrower Howard AU

(This post, and hopefully just this post, will be ooc. Mostly to give a brief rundown on the AU and what a borrower is for people who don’t know.)

Okay I first want to start with thanking you ALL for all the asks, I have temporarily turned them off because replying was like cutting off a hydra’s head. Answered one and more got sent in! (I am delighted by this but oh boy is it a lot!) So they’re gonna be off until I can catch up and finish this first flood.

Second! Up until now I’ve been answering everything in order but there are some asks where it’d make sense (for the LORE of this AU) to have them answered sooner than others! So I’ll be answering all the silly- minor lore things first and then be getting to the bigger questions.

Now height aside lil man, where exactly do you live aside from well, 'im the walls' so we hear.

OOC: hello! I’m going a bit out of order for this, but I feel like this question is important and best answered out of character. Mostly as I want to make sure everything I say is as clear as can be! So first: Yes! Howard and Philip are both still friends in this AU.

Could you theoretically steal someone’s wallet? :)