The Silver City

Probably. He’s well out of shape, yeah, and I’m not. Still pretty well fit.

all credit for this meme goes to lady-of-maliciousness.

“You ever wonder why we’re here?”

“You know what? I fuckin’ hate you.”

“What can I say, dip shit? For better or worse, I’m back.”

“Oooh, we’re gonna be best friends.”

“I am allergic to things that I do not want to do”

“My body… is trying… to die.”

“I’m a lover, not a fighter.”

“You know what, fuck it. I’m just gonna run.”

“Buenos días, cockbites. Guess who’s back?”

“Payback’s a bitch, and so am I.”

“Hey punk, I don’t need a weapon to kill you.”

“Dying sounds like a bad idea! Can’t we push dying to a week from Friday?”

“Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes.”

“I’m letting you go.”

“You know that Stockholm Syndrome where prisoners start to like and identify with their captors after being held hostage for long enough? No one has that yet.”

“You don’t need to treat me like that. I’m not crazy, okay?”

“That’s kinda hot.” 

“I expected it to be… bigger.”