Kade/Kayden

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

@snailifier

@=: sniling so sneetly <3

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

I see your "Grace gets the zoomies and runs wild the moment he is strong enough to be in his enclosure in Erid" headcanon and I raise you my "Grace gets the zoomies and runs wild the moment he is strong enough to be in his enclosure in Erid, but he burns through his energy very fast and instantly eats shit" headcanon.

My favorite thing in this fandom is the "rocky mate bad as hell, statement" being just collectively agreed upon

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people