Ramblings of an addled brain

“he didn’t get jumped he got his ass whooped for starting a fight he couldn’t finish 📢”

​tony said, i threw the first punch :( ,,,bu,,t i didnt think he was gonna::;; hit me back ;(( 😖 like yeah clown? Welcome to Brooklyn

I think “yeah clown? Welcome to Brooklyn” might be my favorite comment on the Siberia scene ever.

did anyone actually ever read those animorph books

just stared at the covers for a concerningly long amount of time before putting it back where i found it

you all missed out big time

Fun stories, and they had flip books in the corners of the pages.

I read and still own almost every single one. They are in a storage box somewhere. I used to reread the series regularly, plus I watched the show, which was amazing, and I had a computer game. I loved everything about them, especially how you could always skip chapter one because it was basically identical in all the books.

Damn

“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto

Language policing at its finest

You wouldn’t call a platonic male friend your boyfriend so don’t do it to girls. It’s confusing as hell.

THATS SO FUCKIN GOOD

@shaybofierce08

*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.

this is hilarious + its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed

so who else was today years old when they learned that “eye of newt” is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb

no wonder my potions never work the way they should

I feel lied to and betrayed and I want to unlearn this knowledge.

So is he just openly auditioning to be the next Indiana Jones? Cause I’m SO here for that.

Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music

Consider: the forbidden rebel songs are all from ABBA.

#mama mia *cocks shotgun as i prepare to overthrow the oppressive regime* here i go again

The song they play marching on the enemy forces? Super Trouper.

A👏🏻MER👏🏻I👏🏻CA’S👏🏻 ASS👏🏻

Cancelling this show is the worst thing ABC has ever done to me.

One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book. This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

The only movie adaptation that matters.

Disney I didn’t even buy a ticket and I want a refund

This bullshit is just one of the reasons I will not be watching this trash ass movie.

MY GIRLS!

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

FUCK. HEAT.

Are we going to talk about how doctors refused to diagnose her, even went as far as saying she was making it up? She literally collapsed in front of one for her symptoms to be taken seriously and that was years after she was already seeking help. Years! And the one person that believed her was another actor that she didn’t even know!

Avengers Endgame is Schrodinger’s Movie

Until we watch this fuckign film, our favourite superheroes are both alive and dead