Ash

dont fuck with me or ill weld all your joints shut in your sleep

gonna be walkin like a gingerbread man

When Christopher Robin says "I haven't thought about any of you in 30 years" and Winnie the Pooh says "we think about you every day",,,,,,, hit rb if u cry every time :((((

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

if youre ever having a bad day please remember party rock is in the house tonight everybody just have a good time and we gon make u lose your mind we just wanna see u shake that

I may be ugly

sorry, can’t hang out. i’ve got plans to watch christopher robin and bawl my eyes out over pooh’s mild obsession with the red balloon