sometimes i will make memes

a collection of sentence starters from dropout tv's game changer. feel free to alter pronouns/text as you see fit

“I’ve been here THE WHOLE TIME”

“It’s hard to hold this much anger in my body.” 

“If you never hear from me again, you know what to do!.”

“If they don’t find me it’s because I was chopped up and fed to the pigs!”

“I SOLVED YOUR LABYRINTH, PUZZLEMASTER. THE MINOTAUR’S ESCAPED, AND YOU’RE GONNA GET THE HORNS, BUDDY”

“I. CANNOT. WIN!!!!”

“A lot of people have been saying that ___ is a singularly evil, wildly incompetent, befuddled nepo baby silver spoon motherfucker. This is what people are saying.” 

“If you can do ONE swing on the swing I will let you play with all the math puzzles that you want” 

“You’re not getting a FUCKING JOKE OUT OF ME until you let me out of this room! You want bits?! You let me out of this room for bits, motherfucker!”

“Are we gonna die before we get outta here?” 

“I’m gonna lose so fucking hard it’s gonna blow your fucking mind”

“But in this sick rodeo, this bizarre fucked up clown festival, we’re here celebrating what I can only describe as the sickness at the core of America.” 

“Give me the assignment and I don’t miss. I’m gonna DIE before this is over.”

“Your tower’s gonna fall. Laugh it up now.” 

“A river of sweat is running down my back right now.”

“I do hate zombies and I will have nightmares about this tonight. But in this moment I just feel like I’m surrounded by friends.” 

“We don’t give a cum.”

“If you’re in a hole, DYING. I WON’T BE THERE.”

“I showed them my feet, [name]! I SHOWED THEM MY FEET FOR NOTHING?”

“Stop shaking your cock in the middle of a fucking huddle, dude!”

“I’d fuck that pie.”

“If you’re like me, you eat a lot of ass.”

“I hate capitalism but I also hate losing.”

“I get my tongue so far up somebody it’s like I’m tasting their tonsils. I get so deep in there I’m gonna burn myself with stomach acid.”

“I like perching like a little bisexual gargoyle”

“If you were performing on a subway I would take money away from you.”

“I’VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO PULL THE THREAD ON THIS SWEATER.”

“Icarus flying too close to the sun, but it seems Daedalus our little mastercrafter over here had some WAX WINGS OF HIS OWN, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall, faaaalll from the sky, OH HOW CLOSE TO THE SUN HE FLEW”

“Hey can I get an ah? … Don’t scream at me.” 

“You kinda have the vibe that your kids call you by your first name.”

“The day I DON’T curse when a body falls from the sky, call somebody.”

“Could I place an order? I’m hungie. What do you think would be the best pizza to order if I’m quite hungie? Um, I like cheese, what is your largest pizza? Yeah let’s get an extra large because I’m hungie. I’m hungie, I’m hungie, I’m hungie.” 

“WE ARE NOT ANIMALS!!!”

“So long as I am on this stage and drawing breath, you can good and goddamn believe I’ll be trying my best in every challenge.”

“Was it bad that we just started smashing shit?” 

“You didn't count on INGENUITY did you motherfucker?!”

“FIGHT THE BOURGEOISIE. I WILL VENMO YOU $20.” 

“This could be hell. This is very Satre-esque.”

“YOU ARE NOT GOD. THE MACHINE IS GOD.”

“Can you tell us why you’d do this to us?”

“I won’t be made a fool”

“I do feel like I’m in a nightmare”

“I’m the only one OUT of the loop it seems”

“Everybody do the wenis! The wenis is a dance! Everybody is a genius! Who knows it in advance!” 

"DANCE IS A SIN!"

"You think I'm gonna fucking roll over?!"

"It'll be a COLD DAY IN HELL when I go out like a fucking chump!"

a collection of sentence starters from the album by boygenius, "the record." feel free to alter pronouns/text as you see fit

"give me everything you've got, i'll take what i can get."

"i want to hear your story and be a part of it."

"who would i be without you?"

"speak to me until your history's no mystery to me."

"talk to me until the words run dry."

"i'll give everything i've got, please take what i can give."

"i want you to hear my story."

"it's a bad idea and i'm all about it."

"when you wake up, i'll be gone again."

"in another life we were arsonists."

"mama told me that it don't run on wishes, but that i should have fun."

"so many hills to die on."

"run out of gas, out of time, out of money."

"you're doing what you can, just making it run."

"take a break, make your escape."

"can you give me twenty dollars?"

"i know you have twenty dollars."

"she's asleep in the back seat looking peaceful enough to me."

"we're coming back from where no one lives."

"[name], i'm sorry."

"i just make it up as i go along."

"i can feel myself becoming someone only you could want."

"now i'm wide awake, spiraling."

"i'll get a real job, you'll go back to school."

"we can burn out in the freezing cold."

"you know how i get when i'm wrong."

"i can feel myself becoming somebody that i'm not."

"i'm 27 and i don't know who i am."

"you can't help but become the sun."

"when you don't know who you are, you fuck around and find out."

"it feels good to be known so well."

"i can't hide from you like i hide from myself."

"you already hurt my feelings in the way only you could."

"i remember who i am when i'm with you."

"your love is tough." / "your love is tried and true blue."

"you've never done me wrong, except for that one time."

"it doesn't matter anymore."

"who won the fight?"

"i don't know, we're not keeping score."

"i'm trying to be cool about it."

"wishing you were kind enough to be cruel about it."

"telling myself i can always do without it, knowing that it probably isn't true."

"it's impossible to pass your tests."

"i'm trying to forget about it."

"kindly get out of my head about it."

"once i took your medication to know what it's like." / "and now i have to act like i can't read your mind."

"i ask you how you're doing and i let you lie."

"we don't have to talk about it."

"i'll pretend being with you doesn't feel like drowning."

"it's nice to see how good you're doing."

"we know it isn't true."

"it would only take the energy to fix it."

"i don't know why i am the way i am."

"not strong enough to be your man."

"i can't stop staring at the ceiling fan."

"spinning out about things that haven't happened."

"do you see us getting scraped up off the pavement?"

"i lied, i am just lowering your expectations."

"half a mind that keeps the other second guessing."

"always an angel, never a god."

"i think i've been having revelations."

"skip the exit to our old street and go home."

"go home alone."

"you live up in my head."

"i've been making music since you told me to do it."

"i just wanna know who broke your nose."

"figure out where they live, so i can kick their teeth in."

"if this isn't love then what the fuck is it?"

"i guess just let me pretend."

"i don't wanna die. that's a lie, but i'm afraid to get sick."

"if you're not enough, then i give up."

"i used to think if i'd just close my eyes, i will disappear."

"if you love me, you will listen to this song."

"i could tell that you were serious."

"it gave us more time to embarrass ourselves."

"i might like you less now that you know me so well."

"there's a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in."

"i am not an old man having an existential crisis."

"i never thought you'd happen to me."

"will you be a satanist with me?"

"mortgage off your soul to buy your dream vacation home in florida."

"tryin' to score some off-brand ecstasy."

"will you be an anarchist with me?"

"sleep in cars and kill the bourgeoisie."

"at least until you find out what a fake i am."

"spray paint my initials on an atm."

"i burn my cash and smash my old tv."

"will you be a nihilist with me?"

"if nothing matters, man, that's a relief."

"if nothing can be known, then stupidity is holy."

"if the void becomes a bore, we'll treat ourselves to some self-belief."

"oh, you know what i should do?"

"it's so hard to come back."

"you could absolutely break my heart."

"that's how i know that we're in love."

"i don't need the symbol of a scar."

"isn't it enough that we stripped down to our skin?"

"i feel crazy in ways i never say."

"will you still love me if it turns out i'm insane?"

"i know what you'll say, but it helps to hear you say it anyway."

"damn, that makes me sad." / "it doesn't have to be like that."

"if you rewrite your life, may i still play a part?"

"i can't imagine you without the same smile in your eyes."

"there is something about you that i will always recognize."

"if you don't remember, i will try to remind you."

"i will go on and on until it all comes back."

"i'm out of my depth at a public beach."

"i never listened, i had to see it for myself."

"making peace with my inevitable death."

"i guess i did alright, considering." / "tried to be a halfway decent friend."

"an honest fool with more bad habits than you can count."

"was anyone ever so young?"

"breaking curfew with illegal fireworks."

"unpacking god in the suburbs."

"you don't have to make it bad just cause you know how."

"writing the words to the worst love song you've ever heard."

"an incantation like an anti-curse."

"i think that you're special." / "you told me once that i'm selfish."

"you said my music is mellow, maybe i'm just exhausted."

"you think you're a good person because you won't punch me."

"i love you. i don't know why, i just do."

"you're not special, you're evil."

"you don't get to tell me to calm down."

"you made me feel like an equal, but i'm better than you and you should know that by now."

"it looked like it hurt and i wasn't sorry."

"i should have left you right there."

"you don't know me."

"i wanna be happy."

"i'm ready to walk into my room without looking for you."

"i'll go up to the top of our building."

YOU'RE ALIVE.

YOU'RE ALIVE.

                                       bore the shadows that you made                                                            ( with no light of my own )

EVEN more quotes collected from art school, feel free to alter text/pronouns, some nsfw text included

"i probably look suspicious ‘cause i’m sweating, but that means i’m living”

“my favorite lie, uh, recently, is...”

“it must have looked like i was cruising for men on the street”

“i had a bright purple hickey right on the middle of my forehead, a perfect circle, i did it to myself!”

“it’s a hot pocket, but it’s cold... a cold pocket.”

“i think before i act, no, i don’t do that, i thought before i thought- sPOKE BEFORE I THOUGHT”

“a sadist will never beat up a masochist, because that’s what hurts them most”

“my hunger was clenched”

“safety third!”

“assless behavior”

“that’s not gay, that’s horrific”

“sometimes you can feel your heartbeat in your balls”

“you know, sometimes i sneak up on him and kiss him! on the forehead, but softly and meaningfully”

“have you ever met anyone who got hit by a car twice?!”

“ladies and gentlemen, there is a good kind of numb”

“i would rather send my nudes to a stranger than my taxes”

“life is delicious, you just have to taste it”

“i was born before dirt”

“remember when he pulled your hoodie strings and you were like ‘that’s kinky but i like it-’”

“ULTIMATE SEX KINK, PREPARE FOR IMPACT”

“i’ve got god flowing through my arm”

“you know what happens to snitches? they get bitches”

“SUPERSIZE YOUR CLIT”

“CLITICAL HIT”

[said while panicked] “she needs help that i cannot give her!” 

“i understand not having your own handcuffs, but i sort of... assumed everyone does.... and NOT in the way you’re interpreting it-”

“you’re hot... coffee— i’m talking to the coffee” 

“i might be high but at least i’m good at mario kart”

“i’m sorry, you don’t suck at mario kart, i’m just really good”

“you can’t hit me while the club penguin pizza parlor music is playing”

“i was thinking ‘there should be a vaccine that stops people from being allergic to pets’ and then i realized that’s LITERALLY the plot of boss baby 2-”

“do you ever realize, sometimes, that...you were given the blessing of speech and... you shouldn’t have it?”

more quotes collected from art school, feel free to alter text/pronouns, some nsfw text included

“it’s not that bad to call someone useless right?”

“i only asked for the size, nothing else”

“i don’t know about the onion”

“are you making ghost porn?”

“bro i fuck with corn”

“public execution is really awkward actually” 

“the only reason i won’t beat your ass is cause you use my pronouns”

“no, no, no, i don’t need a nap, i slept for three and a half hours-ish but it’s fine, anyways, sO MONEY ISN’T REAL RIGHT-”

“who needs a dad when you can just play catch by yourself”

“put the sword away and stop pointing it at the fucking dog!”

“i diagnose you with boneless pinky”

“if you experience boneless pinky you may need to acquire a therapist”

“homie was building sandcastles down there”

“what if he asks 'hey babe, i was thinking we could... try some toys in the bedroom?’ and pulls out a bag of plastic beach toys”

“do you dip your audacity in the wendy’s frosty?”

“you’re the weird one- NO I MEAN-” 

“he was so good at drawing but he did not have a thought in his head” 

“we’re GAY orphans!” 

“is he gay? who, the whale?” 

“what do you mean ‘save to default location’ i’ll default your location”

“my best friend was in an orgy!” 

“would you be in an orgy, be honest”

“wait how do people with a piss kink pee after sex? are they not out of piss?” 

“you’re built like a quadrilateral”

“my man’s built like a RHOMBUS”

“you can stop talking every once in awhile, you know that right?”

“they did it on purpose, they wanted me to fuck this gnome!” 

“well you know what they say about hat sizes”

“how to use charcoal like a MAN” 

“quirked up jedi busts it down NOT sexual style, but is he goated with the force?” 

“how is it that some family- some- uh- like- some families... the parents are in love?” 

“i’m here for jokes and spitting bars that’s all i’m good for” 

“do you ever just go on think tangents? like your brain is thinking too much but also nothing at all and none of it makes sense-”

“so i had a dream where i was hanging out with joe biden-”