luke: micheal.. are- you- touching ashton under the table?
michael: wha- no- why- why would i ever do that. ???
luke: unless there is a girl under the table sucking ashton off you’re making him make those faces
luke: y’all aren’t slick 💅🏼
ashton: ah fuck *trying to hide cum face*
luke: *puts hand out* lets see your hand boy
michael: *look of horror and disgust*
luke: *hand still out* *raises eyebrows*
ashton: *staring off into space* f u c k
michael: i'm not showing my my hand luke.
luke: *climbs over table and grabs michaels arm*
michael: *aggressively fights back*
luke: *sits back down* im telling liz. i’ll fucking do it.
michael: *gasps* ... no... not liz...
michael: *shamefully reveals hand*
luke: *grabs his hand* *sucks micheals pointer finger*
ashton: luke i will fucking destroy you.
luke: *sucks harder looking directly into ashtons eyes*
ashton: *climbs over table and tries to attack luke* (chaotic)
luke: FUCKING FAGGOT *tries to hit him* GET OFF ME
(gets progressively more chaotic)
ashton: YOU FUCKING SLUT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE THIS *fighting*
luke: I’M NOT THE ONE GETTING A FUCKING HAND JOB AT THE SAME SIDE OF THE BOOTH AT YOUR LOCAL PIZZERIA
ashton: YOU JUST FUCKING ATE MY CUM YOU WEIRD ASS SERIOUSLY STFU
michael: should we intervene ?
calum: better not. he hasn’t gotten laid in a week.
ashton: caLUM DO YOU WANNA FUCKING TRY ME RN ?
luke: *under breath* pussy
calum: luke i- *slaps lukes dick*
waiter: just get the fuck out.
5sos: *understandably leaves*
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