please no more tumblr analysis it drives me up the wall

it feels like tumblr is gradually going through a tower of babel event with all this skrunkly and plinko stuff that you can literally only understand if you were there when it happened and i for one think that's fantastic and should only be encouraged. i hope this site becomes a voynich manuscript for blorbo from my shows. i want to see tiktok and twitter users just try to steal posts you need an essay's worth of context with citations to understand.

we exist for love btw

c!quackity’s views on death are seriously so interesting. death changed his perspective so he figures that should be the same for everyone. he let someone die to see if they would change too. he’s scared of dying but constantly places himself in a position where he could easily die. he mourns people and promises to protect people he cares about. he believes the loss of his country would be worse than his actual death…

everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse

technoblade now has 205 bones instead of 206. yk what also has 205 bones? a horse

PUT HIM IN THE PLINKO.

I'm seeing discourse happen so I must remind you all that techno is just a little guy, he's just a little dude, it's his birthday!! He's a little birthday boy!!! You wouldn't hit a little guy on his birthday?? He's just a little fella !

c!Wilbur saying “It’s not true, I don’t matter,” after being handed one of the pink wools named You Matter during Niki’s birthday party <——— literally one of the most heartwrenching tiny lines that nobody ever talks about

no more character crit lore essays all character negs from now on will be consumed via self produced diss tracks 

soundcloud will be the new dsmp discourse platform

c!quackity is a girl covered in blood from head to toe most of which is not his own in a torn victorian dress sitting on the edge of a curb at sunset as he swishes a cup of wine delicately in one battered hand but makes sure not to truly take a sip out of it for it is laced with a poison he most definitely put there himself. do you understand me

What’s the opposite of death of the author? ‘cause whatever that is, with respect to DSMP, I’m an enthusiast. I love all the fandom headcanons and all but like I’m one of the people still entirely onboard with fridge-za. All of the authors are correct outside of the text even if they contradict each other. Even if they contradict things they’ve said in the past, both things are canon now. Yes it drives me up the wall yes I also love the chaos. Schrödinger’s Canon reigns supreme.