Your Average Cartoon-loving Freak

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

I'm glad I'm not a fictional character, I'm way too boring. Imagine having to be interesting and thematically consistent. I could never do it.

If I were a fictional character I would invent one catch phrase and get really into one specific food and the rest is the fandom's job. I gave you guys two things to work with, now give me a personality.

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

Look all im saying is that at this point in time Pink Diamond as Rose Quartz is the only gem in the entire show with cleavage, even the real Roses dont have cleavage. Pink really saw some humans walking around and went "idk what the fuck those chest sacks are but i want them."

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