What are you to me (check all that apply)? [] A stranger. [] No one important. [] An ant under my boot. [] A pet. [] A toy to mess with. [] A source of entertainment. [] Someone I would like to fuck. [] Someone of romantic interest to me. [] Other (will specify). Where did I meet you? [] In a club/at a bar. [] On the streets. [] I found your lost dog and brought it back to you. (Actually, I just used that as an excuse to come up to your door.) [] I stole someoneâs phone and found your contact information. [] In a graveyard. [] In your apartment, making myself at home. [] In your kitchen where you found me rifling through your fridge. [] In your bed. It was comfortable, by the way. [] That one time I was swimming in a pool of blood. [] One of your friends arranged a meeting with you. [] I donât even care where we met. [] Other (will specify). I think you (check all that apply): [] Are a waste of molecular matter. [] Are strange, odd, and/or weird. [] Would look good covered in blood. [] Would make a nice hood ornament. [] Would taste good with a bit of red wine. [] Are easy prey. [] Are not worth my time. [] Need to get me a pie before I shank you. [] Are obnoxious. [] Are fun to tease/mess with/scare. [] Try too hard to gain my attention. [] Are asking for trouble. [] Are wasting my time having to fill this out for you. [] Are my worst enemy reincarnated. [] Are late.  Whereâs my sandwich? [] Are one of lifeâs greatest mysteries. [] Other (will specify). If you kissed me? [] I would smile and laugh. [] It would be a quickie. [] It would involve tongue. [] It would be aggressive. [] I would softly bite your lip. [] I would explore your neck and jaw. [] Letâs hit up the bedroom. [] You remember what happened last time? [] Iâd say thatâs awkward⌠[] Iâd be shocked. [] I would slap you. [] I would push you away gently. [] I would shove you away harshly. [] We wouldnât. [] Lol no. [] You would lose your tongue in a few seconds. [] Other (will specify). If you were caught in an explosion, I would: [] Laugh in amusement. [] Tell you to stop being a drama queen. [] Check to see how injured you were. [] Get upset that your blood got on my clothes. [] Steal your wallet while youâre distracted with your broken limb. [] Take your kidney while youâre passed out. [] Pick you up and hang you by the legs in a nearby tree. (To ensure you donât get hit by a car?) [] Leave you there to die. [] There was an explosion? If I saw you right now, I would: [] Steal your kidney. [] Stab you with my knife. [] Poke you in the eye. [] Move into your apartment to piss you off. [] Make you take my dog for a walk and hope you give her a bath as well. [] Give you a hug while I whisper death threats in your ear. [] Push you into oncoming traffic. [] Tell my boyfriend âThatâs the one who gave me a black eye!â [] Yell at you. [] Do nothing. [] Other (will specify). What I want from you (check all that apply): [] A good laugh at your expense. [] One of your limbs. [] To test this questionable liquid substance. [] A kiss. [] Sex. [] To be my bitch. [] My money back. [] To kiss my ass (figuratively). [] To kiss my ass (literally). [] To get hit by a car while I film it. [] A sandwich. [] A conversation. [] Your blood. [] Your soul. [] A date. [] To just shut up. [] To just go away. [] To give my dog a walk and a bath. [] Your wallet. [] Other (will specify).
