KENNY: ... u are boobsie ://////////

KENNY: i am ASHAMEd of mySELF LEAVE ME HERE TO ROT

ASHLEY: hello :///

HAILEY: hey

HAILEY: i fucking hate quarantine

HAILEY: i'm so bored, pls do something to entertain me.

HAILEY: 3, 2, 1... go

ASHLEY: who do you take me for ? a clown ?

ASHLEY: before you answer that , i wish i could entertain MYSELF because i think i'm dying of bordeom

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zendaya: i’m so excited for euphoria s2. gia gets her own storyline & Y’ALL KNOW THAT RUE’S GONNA GET SO CAUGHT UP IN IT.

zendaya: speaking of rue, she and jules BETTER be endgame. i’m w/ the ‘rules’ shippers ALL 👏🏽 THE 👏🏽 WAY.

PERRIE: oh my god i miss performing and boogying so much

PERRIE: doing it in front of my mirror is just not the same :((

PERRIE: today i actually had a whole conversation with myself /through song/ and that, my dudes, is the level of insanity i am reaching

ASHLEY: so i'm not the only one going absolutely crazy right now ? thank god

ASHLEY: if it helps though i'm sure you looked cute doing it :( i don't even need to be where you are to know okay so don't ask

@shqstarters

The rumors are true. I’m pregnant. And on top of that my accent is fake. And that’s the tea.

KENNY: no :/// i just need to stay in a house that has zERO children in it for a day... or two.... >.>

KENNY: i love my assie

ASHLEY: my home is always free of children , if you can find a babysitter i can supply mimosas

PERRIE: why don't u come here and tell me to my face hUH

PERRIE: nope :(

PERRIE: i thought you'd forgotten all about me ash bash :(

ASHLEY: well that's just ridiculous

KENNY: me tOO :(( i feel kind of trapped lateLY :/// i'm sure its just the post-holidays blues :///

KENNY: cOME on, money isn't an object for me, i'll trEAT us

ASHLEY: trapped ? it's way over the holidays , so if you're feeling some type of way do you need to talk about it :/

STASSIE: i've been working out every single day for the past couple of weeks and my ass is, no joke, fucking numb

STASSIE: the things we do to look hot in a bikini :///

ASHLEY: do you need someone to massage it :/ bc idk i might be available my schedule is stacked :/

PERRIE: uhm ur literally so good to me

PERRIE: can i just make a point of saying that we need those necklaces that have two halves of a heart on them and we each have to have a part ? and one says best and the other says friends ?????

ASHLEY: wait so

KENNY: i tHINK you're acTUALLY in desperate need of a vacation with me and peZZA :) :)

KENNY: why do a sleepover when we can do onE better :) you kNOW :)

ASHLEY: yes please :) let me tell you , i've been craving a girls vacation for MONTHS

PERRIE: i mean, i don't know if that's allowed, but at a costume party when we're the three musketeers ruling over everyone ?? it's over for them

PERRIE: u know i'm serious ash bash

PERRIE: it was the best surprise ever :( i can't believe i cried but :( i'm still so happy u came :(

ASHLEY: hi i miss u :(

ASHLEY: someone came up to me today for a picture and afterwards said she wanted to be my new blondie bestie but guess what ?

KENNY: it'S just bEEN so long like ://// i nEED TO KNOW YOU STILL KNEW THE DEALIO :(

KENNY: i knOW her tour is finished but i dOn't know when she'll be back in la :// i think she haS post-tour bluEs bc i haven't really heARD too much from her :( SHE DITCHED US BOTH, LET'S RIOT :(((

ASHLEY: well , considering that i'm 30 now... i'm in desperate need of feeling YOUNG again thank u