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out.

I ate'nt dead

#off of asgard

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#testing #1...2...3....#ooc

stiitchwiitchsera:

// I think this is the point where I tell you Sera is as tall as Loki :P

[Oh yeah that whole 2″ is really terrifying. Especially to someone who can best ANYONE, including Thor, in combat.

So scared. Trembling.]

#off of asgard #stiitchwiitchsera #[sera pls]

stiitchwiitchsera:

whorunwithwolves replied to your post “.”

That’s cuz Odin’s teeeny. ;)

// No wonder he spends most of his time sitting down. It’s hard to intimidate your giant sons when they tower over you.

[That’s what he has Sif for. xD]

#stiitchwiitchsera #off of asgard #dash commentary #[I THOUGHT I'D START PUTTING THIS STUFF ON THE PROPER BLOG]

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out.

ok I need to pass out. I will continue shenanigans later. Sif is not very happily looking forward to dealing with a now female Thor. Like not at all.

thanks for the good night & keeping me up waaaaaaay too late @bringerofthestorm & @tricksandtreason

#off of asgard #tbd

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happilyneitherhumanorman:

tricksandtreason:

@happilyneitherhumanorman @bringerofthestorm #[sif: wonders what thor would look like as a woman]

“That is a curious thought.”

#save tag #[I'M CRYING THIS IS PERFECTION]

LOOK WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH:

[2017-05-22, 4:09:48 AM] THUR: D: [2017-05-22, 4:09:50 AM] THUR: NO SIF [2017-05-22, 4:09:59 AM] THUR: BABEEE [2017-05-22, 4:10:30 AM] Sif this: DON’T YOU BABE ME [2017-05-22, 4:10:35 AM] Sif this: I AM NOT AN INCUBATOR [2017-05-22, 4:10:36 AM] THUR: B A B E [2017-05-22, 4:10:45 AM] THUR: U ARE MY LOVELY WIFE [2017-05-22, 4:10:56 AM] THUR: I LOVE U SO MUCH [2017-05-22, 4:11:02 AM] THUR: I WANT MORE BABIES WITH YOU [2017-05-22, 4:11:06 AM] THUR: THATS HOW MUCH I LOVE U [2017-05-22, 4:13:46 AM] Sif this: IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD RESPECT MY CHOICE TO STICK WITH MY TWO BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS AND NO MORE [2017-05-22, 4:16:40 AM] THUR: AND IF U LOVED ME YOU’D HAVE A SON WITH ME [2017-05-22, 4:17:30 AM] Sif this: WHAT IS THIS EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE BULLSHIT [2017-05-22, 4:17:56 AM] THUR: ITS LITERALLY WHAT U JUST SAID TO ME [2017-05-22, 4:19:59 AM] Sif this: NO I SAID RESPECT MY BODILY AUTONOMY [2017-05-22, 4:21:04 AM] THUR: …………….BUT BBAAAAAAABE

#skype shenanigans #crackalackin #bringerofthestorm

tricksandtreason:

@happilyneitherhumanorman @bringerofthestorm #[sif: wonders what thor would look like as a woman]

“That is a curious thought.”

#tricksandtreason #[she's like WHYYYY WHY AM I IN AGREEMENT WITH LOKI]#[WHAT IS GOING ON]#crackalackin

unfetteredchaos replied to your post: bringerofthestorm replied to your post: #( all he...

|Wanda and I are sitting over here, watching the show and munching on popcorn. xD|

[probably best ngl. much better then being in Thor’s place. R.I.P.]

#off of asgard #unfetteredchaos

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#You every time your husband mentions babies

#bringerofthestorm #[leaves this here]#crackalackin

bringerofthestorm replied to your post: #( all he wants is babies ) HAVE THEM YOURSELF

I WOULD IF I COULD

Careful what you wish for, beloved

#bringerofthestorm #[YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR BROTHER DID TO ME]#[AND NO I AM *NOT* OVER IT]#[but if you want babies so bad FINE HAVE THEM as long as it doesn't involve body snatching anyone]#dash commentary #[sif: wonders what thor would look like as a woman]#crackalackin

#( all he wants is babies )

HAVE THEM YOURSELF

#dash commentary #tricksandtreason #bringerofthestorm #[r00d]#crackalackin

bringerofthestorm:

i said go away. i dont like you anymore.

well I know that that is not true.

#bringerofthestorm #crackalackin #[HUSBAND DEAREST]#[NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL]

bringerofthestorm:

@happilyneitherhumanorman @thrud-thordottir

#[oh wait - he’s angry about thrud & sif ganging up on him about the kids thing]#[AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

I am sorry, what was that?

#[TOO BAD YOU MARRIED ME CAN'T BACK OUT NOW]#bringerofthestorm #thrudthordottir #crackalackin

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turntprincess-deactivated201507

#otp: warhammer #my lovely thor #beta ray baby #otp: star crossed warriors #[THIS IS SO THEM OMFG]#[WHERE IS MY HUSBAND I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS]#[oh wait - he's angry about thrud & sif ganging up on him about the kids thing]#[AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

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thrud-thordottir:

#thruddisapproves

Originally posted by peggyrogersx

isn’t it past ur bed time?

thrud-thordottir

THAT’S NOT MY POINT, PAPA. I AM THE BABY PRINCESS OF THIS FAMILY AND I REFUSE TO LOSE MY TITLE. HA. I TOLD MUM I DON’T WANT ANOTHER SIBLING. FIGHT ME PAPA

asgardianshieldgoddess

#rainy day #thrudthordottir #bringerofthestorm #[JUST SAVING THIS FOR A RAINY DAY NBD]#[have sif laughing at you thor]#[AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA]

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