LOKI'S ON THE LINE

#god if he ever goes back to creepy murder island post stampede events where mihawk basically showed up #cut a meteor in half #and said lmao weakass and then left #i cant even imagine what that living situationn would be like after #did you take out the trash? no? guess thats another thing you cant do #and then just returns to reading the newspaper or some shit #op (via @taurgo​ )

shoutout to AO3 authors who write 100k fics for free while juggling mental illness, academic burnout, 3 jobs, and a deep-rooted need to fix fictional people.

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>...go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

outfits for immanentizing the eschaton

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

hobbits are kind of like gay uncles

politician should be a career path that pays dick so that only true perverts get involved . imagine a local cabinet full of autistics who want nothing more than to optimize zoning laws for seven hours

OMG - really?

really!!! we’ve got 501(c)3 status and everything! turning 2.5 years old next month <3