Asexual Alligator

Heterosexu-what?

[DON’T DOUBT YOURSELF (Asexual Alligator) HOW COULD ANYONE ELSE KNOW BETTER THAN YOU?]

What you once thought impossible, here before your very eyes! I’m like a wizard!

[RAISE YOUR HAND (Asexual Alligator) IF YOU THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE JOKING ABOUT WANTING SEX]

[DON’T LET ANYONE (Asexual Alligator) JUDGE YOUR RELATIONSHIP]

[YOUR FEELINGS (Asexual Alligator) ARE WORTHWHILE]

Sometimes I refer to myself outside the heterosexual realm and I can see people side-eyeing me even though THEY KNOW. Come on, guys. Get there.

Don’t let anyone tell you not to!

[I LIKE ME (Asexual Alligator) JUST THE WAY I AM]

[ASEXY (Asexual Alligator) AS HELL]

[DON’T BACK DOWN (Asexual Alligator) FOR ANYONE]

[SEX IS NOT (Asexual Alligator) THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE AN INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP]

[”YOU’RE NOT SEXY ANYMORE” (Asexual Alligator) GOOD.]

Pro-tip: Nothing disqualifies you.

[THERE IS NO TIMELINE (Asexual Alligator) FOR SELF-DISCOVERY]

On a related note, I will be away on a (long-awaited) vacation all of next week. So the hiatus will continue in regards to asks and reblogs. However, I will be setting up Alligator cards ahead of time, so those will be out next week at the appropriate times. After that, when I return, things will finally get back to normal!