“What? This isn’t canon. I can do whatever I want.”

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

its fascinating how you can't win with native anglo speakers. if you're perfect at english: you're a bot or a faker. if you're not perfect: your grammar, spelling and vocabulary will be dissected and you'll be hailed as too stupid to meaningfully engage in conversation.

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

Yous want Eleanor to be dead so bad. Just say you wish to kill Eleanor. All the SVS1 voicebanks are marked as "discontinued" but everyone posts "there it is, Eleanor is dead." Girls you're just looking for any excuse to bury the woman

She arrived around four. You offered her water because you were thirsty and you thought she might be too. A few hours into hanging out she asked you where the bathroom was and excused herself for a minute or two. Later that night, lying in bed, while going over every detail of the day in your head, looking for something to blame yourself for, a thought occurred to you. You made her pee. You feel a terrible shame. There’s something deeply evil about you. How could you do that to another person. You’re so fucking manipulative. You made her pee.

Yous want Eleanor to be dead so bad. Just say you wish to kill Eleanor. All the SVS1 voicebanks are marked as "discontinued" but everyone posts "there it is, Eleanor is dead." Girls you're just looking for any excuse to bury the woman