Lifters, Unite

I’m always too scared to take from sephora, tips????

This girl at Lush was about to wash my hands and asked me if I was allergic to anything and LITERALLY WITHOUT HESITATION I said “bullshit.” She laughed for 10 minutes. Then I stole a sex bomb.

ICONIC

Seriously LOVING the pamphlet method! My wlagreens has a basket of coupon advertisement pamphlets in the beauty section it’s such a gift. Tbh I didn’t even conceal the pamphlets bs there’s no reason to. I got 4 face masks and a lip balm using this just now.

What is the pamphlet method???

I have a post on the pamphlet method that I posted pretty recently. I actually came up with it my self! Basically you get a pamphlet that they usually have In Most stores have them either on a new line of products or a store credit cards. This can also work with magazine! So basically you just walk around with the pamphlet open like you’re reading it and pick up the item you want (better for thinner items) and put it on the pamphlet and just close it! You don’t even have to conceal it but it won’t look strange if you just pop it in your bag!

I’ve used this but with my planneresume! That big one I lifted at the beginning of the year is wonderful for flatter things like stickers and such if you just want a thing or two that’s small. I pretend like I’m looking at a shopping list in it, even pull out my pen and shit. It’s great but I haven’t done that that much. 

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

BAHAHAHAH THIS WAS THE DAY I BUMPED INTO MY OLD GYM TEACHER IN THE ALCOHOL ISLE AHHH

me

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

worth a shot huh

i wish for the cyanide and happiness naked plushie. lets see what happens.

ITS BACK

I wish for my crush to talk to me first at school monday

I wish for my haul today to be successful and swift ✨

This is what you support when you defend the porn industry.

English article!    ^^^^

i reblog this every time i see it