I WAS GOD ONCE

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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

wanting time to pass because life is hard to deal with at the time vs the never ending anxiety over the passage of time

i miss every girl in my life who was nice to me

i think if you stopped time and brought a gorilla to a new york deli and then started time again it wouldnt even be startled like it would immediately peruse the menu and order a reuben in sign language

haters will hate me for my dislikable qualities

a bone is pretty much one of the best things you can throw me. curveballs probably the worst