[Yesterday]
Guy on seeking arrangement: l'd like to meet up and talk about giving you an allowance, you're cute.
Me: Oh nice, sure I'd be down, thank you.
Dude: What's your name?
Me: You can call me Calico
Dude: I'd prefer your real name.
Me: Fine, I go by B.
Dude: Well what is that short for?
Me: It's short for Xxxxxx. But not even my family calls me by my full first name.
Dude: That's a pretty name for a pretty young lady.
Me: I'm not attached to it honestly.
(I'm paraphrasing everything and skipping the unnecessary bits)
Dude: Alright, we'll meet tomorrow at 2 for coffee then.
Me: Sounds great, I'll see you then.
[Today]
Dude: I really do like you, but I have a relative named Xxxxxx so I would just feel weird about seeing someone with the same name.
Me: Lol, yeah, okay. Whatever pal. You're full of it. You asked for my name. I gave it. And I honestly don't believe you. You probably would've pulled this no matter what name I gave you.
Bro. Men are so full of shit. And seeking arrangement is so full of fakes.
