The Fics of a Fool

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for