#quote book

"It's 2026. We are NOT. BOWLING." - Mahiru

"I knew it was the right thing to do, and it's what God wanted me to do. But ME, an intellectual..." - Kazuichi @ask-kazuichi-sodaaa

"Kaito, do you wanna snuggle with me? ...... Momoka, Momoka, do you wanna snuggle with me" - Kokichi @oumakokichireallife11 "I like your teeth. You should brush them." - Taka "Nobody knows more about Gorillaz than I do!" - Ibuki "Jane Goodall over here" - Hiyoko

"I just looked towards Gonta, and Kiyo's foot was obstructing like half my field of view" - Shuichi "It's not even been 5 minutes and Kokichi has touched my feet" - Shuichi "It's so Tenkover" - Himiko "Shuichi's making fun of me!" - Kokichi "Well, you probably deserve it" - Momoka @ultimatesistertrio "You don't have anything on your upper lip except maybe dirt" - Mayumi @ultimate-raver "I can buy your parents' love!" - Byakuya "Holy AI Batman" - Angie "EW! Oh, I saw Hifumi, my bad" - Celeste "I cast Pickle Rick" - Himiko

"Leave a little room for Dean Winchester between us." - Fuyuhiko

"You're the man people don't wanna be stuck in the woods with!" - Koemi/Yami @koemi-rihaku "GET OUT OF HIS COLON" - Aki @zombaki

"Why did you put 30,000 ants in my house?" - Kaito @theultimateastronaut

"..And if I hit 7 feet I'd have to duck through every doorway I've ever been through." - Ruri "Okay now you're setting your hopes WAY too high" - Miu "You should write a fanfic about the love triangle of Byakuya, Byakuya's money, and Byakuya's reflection" - Sayaka "Milk milk milk milk, I love milk, I'm such a milkcel" - Soizic "I feel like when I come here I'm just collecting all of your vocal stims" - Momoka "NO! NOW I'LL NEVER BE A SAD AMISH BOY!" - Korekiyo "Maybe she's the Ultimate 67!" - Leon @bigleongoatwata "Uma Musume son or Tolt daughter?" - Chiaki "Kaito if you would rather be the woman in this relationship we can arrange that" - Ruri "Five minutes ago, I really wanted to be touched by Hajime" - guess who @shsl-steppingstone

"We all just some guy then we die" - K1-B0

"I dare you to not 'um actually' for 10 minutes please!" - Tenko @shslaikido

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Professor X: "I got nine hours of sleep. I just got nine hours of sleep ten hours ago."

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Kitty: "Why do you have a racist phone?"

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Angel: "You like your sandwiches uncircumcised?"

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Gambit: "Gambit eat pussy with a fork and a knife. Because Gambit a gentleman"

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Cyclops: "It's called missionary"

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Rogue: "I want him to be irreparably damaged"

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Jean Gray: "He seems like the type to be gay"

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Professor X: "At what point is it too late to have a sexuality crisis?"

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Angel: "Fuck No-Nut November. I'm a non-conformist"

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Polaris: "If it weren't for me finding men okay, I would be a lesbian"

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Jean Gray: "I wear the pants in the relationship. We all know it"

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