#quote book

* It’s a dollar bill, but bill cypher

* That’s the boiled one, and that’s a biblically accurate angel. Or so I’ve heard

* “If you hit rock bottom there’s only one place you can go” “Crime”

* I’m letting the moose in the hospital

* “Should we go over what everyone’s goals are?” “A man 🏳️‍🌈”

* It’s really peak, it’s auramaxing

* That’s an osha violation, an ocean violation

* “Rice check” “put some ranch on it” “that is a federal crime”

* Me when I Smurf

* No premarital hand holding, no canoodling, it’s on sight.

* Bill’s not happy we didn’t finish (summoning him)

* You micromac your cheesewave

* 3 pigeons and an alien walk into a bar

* I’m gonna name my kid blender 3d

* I looked in that one and there were no dick and balls in it

* Murder is not kind

* Oh no my husband, petroleum jelly

* What’s the hell bucket?

* Your eyes are so blue

* Angler fih HAHAHAHAHA

* I wish men were real and incels were fake

Tw: kinda suicide mention

Ruggie: Stinging nettles. They look fuzzy, but their from HELL

Yuu: that’s beautiful Katie Ace: who the FUC is Katie

Epel: are you made of felt? Rook: I’m made of sparkles! Vil: I’m hopes and dreams!

Floyd: *ballet spins* scoooobaaaa

Floyd: Hehe I’m not a good person

Trey: assault! Assault is not! Not! Ok!

Azul: *loony toons style falls* Floyd: HAHA LOOSER! *sigh* that was epic

Lilia: I can tell you the story of how I got mono! All of Diasomnia: YAAAAAAAAAAAY

Leona: I’m scared of the other species Ruggie: girls? Leona: YES

Lilia: guys steroids are HEAVILY. Don’t do drugs kids

Riddle: my mother said if I was a horse she would take me out back and shoot me.

Yuu: ooo look. That guy has huge abbs. Hot. Jade: That. is. my. BROTHER! Yuu:….nevermind I like scrawny boys anyway. Ruggie: YOU DO?!?! :DDD

Ortho: *throws a hat* Idia: *genuinely upset* why did you do that :c

Jack: *accidentally hits ruggie in the crotch with a football* OHMYSEVEN IM SO SORRY. Ruggie: *on the floor* MY GENERATIONS ARE CRYING

Rook: *spotting vil from across a lake* wait a minute… I know those shorts! Those beautiful shorts!

Epel: shoot em! With a camera! Or anything else!

Vil: SOMEBODY was sucking my toes last night *side eyes rook*

Trey: Monday is the longest month of your week

Deuce: *trying ASL* does this mean fight me? Riddle: pregnant.

Ace: CODE RAINBOW CODE RAINBOW Cater: all I did was walk in the room????

Cater: *talking about a banana boat* we’re gonna ride a big weener. Jamil: why are you exited Cater: I LOVE weener

Kalim: it’s like a spaghetti noodle! Nobody understands it but everyone likes it!

Kalim: what are you thinking about? Jamil: decapitating you, using your skin as a sleeping bag, and eating your family. Floyd: *walks in* since when are we the same level of unhinged

Malleus: what is a vore Lilia: *spit take*

Absolutely horrendous L's for me in the quote book