Art History Doesn't Always Suck

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Looks like I've been accidentally posting stuff to this blog that should be going to my personal blog.

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Pan - 100 BCE

I knew satyrs were sexual, but really? I didn't want to look directly into a giant deer-man nutsack as I walked into this exhibit.

seriously.

Venus de Milo

Okay, I gotta throw in the Venus de Milo. It's not funny, but I mean

come on

Quatre Heures, au Salon - Francois Biard (1882)

This here is a bust of Napoleon Bonaparte's head.

It looks small, so here's my father who is 6'2" standing next to it.

Atelier de Jean Goujon - 1560-64

yeah I'm not sure what's going on here, besides this being a like, 9 foot tall relief of a grown man breast-feeding...

Saint Marie Madeleine - by Gregor Erhart

It's our good friend Saint Wolfgang! You may remember him from this choice piece

6th Century Bust from Constantinople

Supposedly the Empress Ariadne

Here are the first round of pictures from the Louvre! We have an untitled statue of Diana, Roman goddess of the Hunt, and some sort of ancient box that is supposed to be Very Important.

I dunno.

Real stuff on it's way.

The Harp - Augusta Savage