Aless. ★

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

babygirl I can feel guilty in ways you can't even imagine

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times

"What's your new years resolution" Survive. Ask me again when I'm not vitamin d deficient

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

microdosing on shame by posting about genuine interests every now and again to build up immunity

freshly peeled liz

superheroes are so weak. “keeping my identity a secret is so hard :/” to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.

my parents don’t even know i don’t have tits

This is the best reply to this. None will ever come close.

official boob post

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

THE CONSEQUENCES

Get patted