art + musings

vilest things tour and the gifts that come by preordering!!!

first: my comedy act in person if you're in new york, boston, chicago, austin, san diego, or portland.... join us for discussion about behind-the-scenes tomfoolery + ask your questions + get your books signed!! all tickets are available here ‼️

second: all US preorders, which includes tour tickets, which includes your B&N orders, your local independent bookstore orders etc etc etc will come with a royal blue Mao Mao tote bag (as pictured) while supplies last so fill in the form on that same page to claim yours!

and finally: preorder art print by @artbysmashley!!! this gorgeous print is an incentive via Astoria Bookshop, which means it's open within the US and internationally so long as Astoria Bookshop ships to your country!!! you can also request the book to be SIGNED and PERSONALIZED however you wish, past requests have included drawing the characters at christmas or doing a dance by the kpop group bts (idk where that came from either)

You are wearisome tonight.