Art or Garbage

"Color Composition with orange, cheese spreader, sleep mask, and two black bananas" is really a contemporary masterpiece of epic proportions which talks about the fragility of the human psyche. #WhenLifeGivesYouBlackBananas #artorgarbage #streetart #stilllife #color

All the hottest galleries don't even use walls anymore #ArtistsKeepGettingYoungerAndYounger #eastbayart #artorgarbage #abstractart

Everyone's a rock graffiti critic #artorgarbage #WestOaklandArt #graffiti #streetart #rockart

The second in a most prolific beach series called "Double Driftwood Zen with Yellow Bag of Shit" #beachart #driftwood #artorgarbage #poopart #driftwoodmasterpieces

This piece is called "Peaceful Driftwood with Bag of Dog Shit" #artorgarbage #beachart #driftwoodmasterpieces

Behold! The rarest of all native East Bay Tumbleweaves, the elusive Hairnet Turd, on display outside Blue Bottle. This is the first major exhibition of the Hairnet Turd in North America. #eastbaytumbleweave #artorgarbage #eastbay #streetart #graffiti

MFAs: time to quit when the fix-it guy who works for the studio building just made the world's best painting on accident and you're paying $40,000 a year to make a lamer version #WestOaklandArt #TimeForFigurativeWork #Crapstraction #streetart #artorgarbage

It's hard to tell whether art students, the recently dislocated homeless encampment, or aliens left this silvery apocalypse warmth blanket tied to a stop sign. Waving in the wind, it stands as a freak flag for all three. #AreYouStillHereAliens #FuturisticInteriorDecoratorsNeeded #ThisIsAWarningForPoopOnTheStreet #LazyArtStudents #streetart #artorgarbage #innovationcorridor

All down and out art school dropouts are surely reading this sign on a piss-soaked drainpipe in Potrero Hill as a surrealist mind fuck similar to Magritte's "C'est ne pas une pipe". #politicalBathroomHumor #MagritteIsAGentrifier #ItMightBeGradArt #artorgarbage #innovationcorridor #toiletart

Apparently the way to show appreciation for collages on display in art school is to print Facebook 'likes' on post-its and stick them on to the actual piece for all to see. #ReaWorldLike #DesignersAndPostIts #WhyCantWeHaveAnythingNice #ThisIsProbablyAFuckingHackOfSomeKind #artschool #artorgarbage #figurativeart #collage

The cup of angst runneth over in the painting rooms. This drawing of a sad girl in an easily escapable jail cell reads: A FAILURE. I MUST PROCEED. I AM AN ARTIST. I AM A HUMAN BEING. #ItsOnlyArt #PastelNervousBreakdown #artschool #HangOnSpringBreakIsComing #artorgarbage

Is it just me or is this some talented birdshit? #MaybeItsKeithBoadwee #beautifulbirdshit #PollockOnAShittyDay #innovationcorridor #poopart #artorgarbage

Ten bucks says the owners of this Piedmont house said with a flicker of danger in their eyes, "What if we just left it like this?!!!" #HousewivesGoneWild #eastbayneighborhood #arthouse #artorgarbage

When MFAs graduate they do this to store windows #gradart #Hoarders #ThriftStoreArtStar #AlwaysFluorescents #sparklydetritus #artorgarbage #eastbayart

This example on the box of what's possible in the world of latex is really selling me on quitting art and becoming a super creep in a lab coat who spends all day making B movie props #supercreep #pumpkinhead #specialeffects #bmovie #artorgarbage #labcoatart

It's interesting how much this a West Oakland broken building looks like a huge version of a lazy grad sculpture. #artorgarbageOaklandEdition #ItsPolitical #DontMentionGentrification #gradart #LargeScaleSculpture

Art or garbage from the car in traffic: An accidental Rothko in industrial San Francisco #accidentalRothko #BlueOnBlue #BetterThanArtStudents #garageart #artorgarbage #streetart #sanfranciscoart