Arrested Decision 2012

Cindi Lightballoon: Mr. Bluth, I’m Cindi Lightballoon. I’ve studied all your teachings, and I’ve purchased every tape, and I watch them over and over. Narrator: George Sr. had recently marketed a line of self-help tapes touting his newly discovered spirituality. Cindi Lightballoon: I’ve also lost four pounds on your low-carb Bluth Banana Jail Bars. I’ve come to learn at your feet. George, Sr.: That’s a good place to start. Shock and Aww - 1x14

Michael: To G.O.B. and Marta. To love and happiness. I love you all, Marta. Marta Complex - 1x12

Lucille: Michael! What a surprise. Michael: Really? Were you expecting somebody else? Maybe, uh... one of your two daughters? Lucille: Oh, Lindsay and Tobias never visit. (Laughs.) Oh, we're so bad! Michael: I... I actually meant Lindsay and Nellie. Lucille: You call him that, too? It's so nice to be able to talk like this. Family Ties - 3x11

Lucille: You tricked me. Michael: I deceived you, Mom. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship Marta Complex - 1x12

(submitted by Matthew McCarthy)

Michael: You know, G.O.B., maybe it's the suits, but I-I think you may be beginning to alienate some of the employees down at work. G.O.B.: (Laughing.) What? Oh! That's great... The-The President has to worry about alienating the employees now. Afternoon Delight - 2x06

(Submitted by Catherine the Hilarious)

Rita: Let’s have our fun! Rita corny, Michael. Narrator: So, Michael used a line that was just as corny. Michael: You know, I think that we should wait until after we’re married. Rita: / Married, married, married! / Okay, night-night. The Ocean Walker - 3x06

Tobias: (Singing.) / Somewhere over the rainbow / There’s another rainbow... / Missing Kitty - 1x18 [You can donate money to the Red Cross here, or consider signing up to donate blood by clicking here to find a location in your area]

For British Eyes Only - 3x02

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