None of these people know how to sit at a table
And that’s alright because I love them all.
But, for real just look at them.
Since I’ve gotten into the JJBA fandom, I’ve been reading the manga and it’s things like this and the quirks of the characters that have me going back. Like…
Not a single one of them is sitting normally except maybe Shizuka, the baby.
This girl is literally floating in midair! Either that or she’s holding onto something with her hair. It’s like a magical girl transformation scene. But perhaps she’s showing out for Koichi? Yeah. That’s probably it. Her expression tells me she’ll hunt me down if I elaborate any further though.
I doubt that I need to explain though. It’s for Instagram, either that or she’s saying belongs there because she’s a snack.
Not to be outdone, Josuke is trying the same thing with a different approach.
That flirty expression really sells it.
Then we have Old Man Joseph.
Now you’re going to say, “But Sev, he’s sitting just fine!”
But you’re wrong! look at the angle of him and the chair. He literally has a single ass cheek flexing to hold himself on that thing. To be honest, I have no idea how he’s staying on this thing. Like… him and Okuyasu are fighting over a single chair. Why? And even more importantly, just how powerful is Joseph Joestar’s left ass cheek? We may never know.
But seriously, Okuyasu though.
He looks so intense, but at the same time, he’s trying to strike a cute pose that feels reminiscent of a kitten. Why? Who knows, but what I do know is that this dude, he’s fighting over a chair with his best friend’s boyfriend’s estranged father and does not show any signs of relinquishing it. It’s like he said, “I don’t give a rat’s ass if you’re an old man or holding a baby in your arms, I’m in this for the Instagram aesthetic!” *strikes a pose* *intensely tries to look cute af* *nails it*
Although the funny thing is that there’s an empty chair right there.
Maybe it’s Jotaro’s and no one’s brave enough to try taking it from him?
Moving on to Jotaro himself.
He’s smiling for once and striking a slight pose because he cannot bring himself to ever look bad in a photo. Then again, his smile is like owo and that cannot be ignored.
Lastly, we’ll wrap up with Rohan.
His face reads and I quote:
“I was told I could take photos and do research while we all sit and have a good time, but instead everyone strikes Jojo poses. It’s so fake! I can’t use this for my manga. I want to go home. I hate these people.”
Honestly, he is the biggest mood ever.
I love them all. But also why is the table melting onto Rohan’s shoulder? Is it the work of an enemy Stand user? Who knows.
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