Frog.

being a lesbian is about reassuring yourself that there's nothing wrong with loving women and boobs and kissing and drawing women being happy and sexy and cute and having sex and if someone complains about it you hit them with your car.

The funny thing is that they have a huge tourism business, and no one will want to visit if their children will be taken away for being “at risk” of being supported. They’re kneecapping a major part of the economy

i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be

What i have learned from the tags of this post is that there is a whole community of gluten intolerant asexuals and we are all DESPERATELY horny for bread

CindyAnn a real one

Something to the left of you is your gender now

ah yes my gender is the back of a fucking couch. sounds about right honsetly

god i wish that we me

-2.05 at least dude

dang he must’ve been talking a lot of trash to end up in there

The I Spy live action adaption looks great

Never let them know your next move

not even gonna lie I sang the entire ass Pirates of the Caribbean song as the little blue ball traveled