𝘛𝘈𝘊𝘛𝘐𝘊𝘈𝘓 𝘖𝘍𝘍𝘐𝘊𝘌𝘙 *

Hold your breath and count to 29. Connect the dots and cherish every line.

Paper cuts and trails aside, Make a wish and hold it tight, This time, we’ll try our very hardest not to try.

Multifandom Multimuse

feat. Lyanna Stark, Jon Snow, Owen Grady, & Commander T’Pol. 

warning: nsfw

it’s true, i’m a bastard, but a cute bastard.

maybe you should try asking me about my other interests and experiences sometimes, dang!

i wanna become a stoner but i don’t know how to roll a joint.

LISTEN, I’M A DUMB BITCH WITH MORE MONEY THAN SENSE, YOU KNOW THIS.

ALRIGHT, I WILL KINKSHAME THE BUGS, THAT’S DISGUSTING.

GRANT ME ACCESS, TOESUCKER.

[ text ] ‘everybody here has a higher IQ than me.’ false, i am here.

[pronoun]’s smart but [pronoun] is a furry, so it’s questionable.

the wind in philadelphia can push me over with ease, you’re not special.

[ text ] i have maintained i am a one-trick pony from day one. not blocking me is a you problem.

who needs therapy when my friends will lay out all my flaws and insecurities for me!

as bad as this planet is, it doesn’t deserve for that girl to reproduce.

i need to know about [name] and [name]’s sex life.

those spicy chicken nuggets from wendy’s can slap my ass any day.

[ text ] y’all’s iqs got thrown into the harvard [ text ] wait i said the wrong word [ text ] *harbor

[ text ] I MAY BE STUPID BUT I’M NOT EVIL!!!

[ text ] nobody proves their own stupidity quite like  me

papa may have raised a traumatized disaster, but he didn’t raise a fool.

[ text ] TENDERIZE ME PINAPPLE DADDY 👅

[ text ] well it was the first time i tried coke [ text ] th [ text ] the drink

we need to breed shortness out of the human species.

gotta remember that for the callout.

I’M SMALL AND FULL OF RAGE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT.

[name] be like: castrate everybody under 5′5.

that just gave me the urge to have children, but i don’t wanna have kids out of spite.

don’t breed out of spite, that’s way too much commitment.

raising children into functional adults out of spite.

are you calling me a liar?

i’m calling you exhausting.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR PRIVATE TIME ASIDE FROM WANK OVER FEET AND FURRIES, [name].

eating pussy is a form of therapy. i stand by it.

true love is toeing your husband’s pussy.

i’d let donkey kong fuck me.

so what you’re saying is, your pussy pops for furries.

if [pronoun] wanted funny, [name] should’ve just posted [pronoun] reddit nudes.

[ text ] man juice cost fifteen dollar

[ text ] MAN JUICE IS IN MY BODY NOW

snort a ritalin and feel alive like the rest of us.

[ text ] when i have a real job in [counts on fingers] 7 years, JUST U WAIT

we’re dragging [name] with, [pronoun] absolutely needs a vacation.

[name] needs eight vacations.

[name] needs a vacation and a good cry.

i’m a simple [person], i just want a little house, a partner, and a cat to choose me as cat [parent]

if i don’t write depressing things, i have to face my own emotions, and we can’t have that!

[ text ] i feel like you should just start sending your therapist screencaps of the shit you say in this chat

[ text ] SHUT THE UP

[ text ] i am a mere enabler. :3c

[name], i’m an asshole, but i don’t have the balls to BE an asshole, u gotta know that.

white men letting me down, yet again.

i trust the lesbians’ judgment.

socks, also known as foot lingerie.

[ text ] jokes on you, i take insults as compliments because i didn’t learn proper social skills growing up, and thought bullies were my friends! 👉😎👉

                                                                   it’s just a spark,                                                       but it’s enough to keep me going.

MAKSIM LEVI ILYICHOV 

b. july 21, 1979

♫  mr. blue sky / daydreaming / sweet disposition / carry you / the other side ♫ 

LONG BIRTHDAY POSITIVITY POST UNDER THE CUT. 

As I’ve covered in a previous post, Malcolm has a strained relationship with his family, as supported by canon, especially with his father Stuart Reed. 

But I haven’t fully uncovered everything and I’m not sure where to begin so here we go, 

Malcolm is a very career-driven and ambitious individual, and combining that with a borderline emotionally abusive father and you get a man that doesn’t think about settling down much, or is too afraid to let anyone close enough to maintain a steady relationship, as we see in Shuttlepod One with the string of Exes. Malcolm himself admits to Trip Tucker that he couldn’t get close to them, or to his family, “not that it was any business of (his).”

Skipping forward to E2, when the crew encounter the Enterprise; one that had been thrown 117 years back in time. A crew of their own ancestors greets them, but Malcolm finds out that he had no children or partner and you can see how upset and pained he is by this because he’d thought “on a ship quite this size (He’d) have been able to find someone,” He even asked someone to come sit with him after Hoshi and Travis leave the scene. 

aka the basic timeline, with details. (UP TO 2151)

2120 - Born September 2nd to Stuart and Mary Reed

2122-  Becomes an older brother to Madeline Reed (age 2)

2128- He gets his first mathematics reward from the primary mathematics bee (or whatever they call those competitions) (age 8)

2129- At nine years old he defended Victor Renslow from being beaten up by the bullies of the courtyard    -He gets cornered by said bullies at a later date, and they push him under the water, which is what gives him his aquaphobia.

2131- He competes in another mathematics competition and his team comes second of five teams. This is also when he gets into the Eagle Scouts. (age 11)

2134- he stops going to the harbour with his father to drive and learn about boats. he dreams of making his father proud by serving one day (age 14)

-his uncle Davis dies, someone he was quite close to. He still misses him, and he was like a father figure to him when his father wasn’t home, or after they’d had a fight. 

2136- First kiss and first time, in the same year. same person, a few months apart. (age 15-16)

2137- he goes to a naval academy to begin training for the navy. While there, he picks up a fallen Starfleet pamphlet someone dropped (age 17)

late 2138, early 2139- After nightmares of the fountain continue to haunt him, along with resentment towards the expectations upon him from his father, he makes the final move and sends in an application to Starfleet academy, moving his credits. Hoping to find his place there. His father finds out, along with the rest of his family and this is when Malcolm and his father, after many years of not getting along, break apart fully. (age 18, prior to September.)

2139- His first year of Starfleet academy. This is also when he meets Harris who recruits him and trains him. He was easily swayed because of Harris’  natural charm and the hurt Malcolm has been through with his father combined with that is what pushed him to join. (more detailed post later)  (age 19)

2141- After the death of his close friend John Mayhill, and twenty others, seeing him die right in front of him from the operations room; the blast had been so powerful, however, it shorted out the circuit panel and he’d been hurled into the wall, and he lost apart of his hearing (x.) He suspected that Harris was involved. (age 21)

2143- He graduates from the academy, and becomes an ensign, pulling away Harris and his section 31, unable to prove anything as Harris goes off the radar. (age 23)

2146- he is promoted to Lieutenant. (age 26)

2150- he is promoted to Lieutenant Commander (age 30)