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still peeves me off to no end that yellow is a primary color
sometimes the best tabletop rpg moments as a dm are when you can take a backseat and let the players just talk to each other in-character
when they begin to discuss plans to get completely sidetracked from whatever their main quest was like "damn you, why must you make me scrap my plans and enjoy you doing it at the same time?!"
Wizard! How do I summon a snowstorm? I offer some thigh high socks
There are many ways you could tackle that! I'd invoke something. Scour some grimoires for the Names of some sorta wind/winter beings and see if I couldn't bind em in exchange for a snowstorm.
I personally Chew on ice cubes until my mouth is numb to get in the mood then I throw slush off the highest place I can get too while yelling at the northern wind Aquilo

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Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins
An Illustrated Guide For Vampires
1. Privacy Tent
2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed
3. Victorian Box Bed
4. Canopy Bed
5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice
6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)
7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)
8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass
in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets
Back in the early 1900s when vampire lore went mainstream with Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the lore that was original to the vampire idea was that they needed to sleep in some of the dirt where they were buried. In fact in the original 1920 something Nosferatu he has to transport crates of the cursed soil where he was buried around if he wants to travel. That’s the origin of the coffin thing. So, if you’re a vampire, sleep ends up becoming like a return to your grave that you have to do every night day, but now your grave can be anywhere that your coffin sits with some of the burial soil. That aspect of the myth of vampires has faded away with time, but that’s the origin of it at least. I know nobody was looking for a real answer but, there it is.
VAMPIRES WHO JUST STRAIGHT UP SLEEP IN FLOWER BEDS AND COMPOST BINS
a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions
Too many children in the comments like ‘I think authors should be able to share ko-fi links :) it’s just nice’ and ‘OP is just a cop.’ Homie, OP is trying to keep AO3 fully functional without interruption. I will report your ass, too, because I value fic artists and our freedom of expression and my audience and our shared history far more than I value the few bux you wanna make on a commission.
It is not hard to link to your Tumblr or Twitter with a vague message like, “If you’re looking for my other works or other ways of supporting me, go here: link.” I have had people buy me coffees after enjoying my fic and asking where to support me. I threw up a link to my Tumblr and people cared enough to follow it. They were fully understanding when I explained in the comments that they could not commission me and I could not link them directly to any donation platform, but they could go to xyz link to read more. And they did! Nobody has to put AO3 directly on the firing line.
Go ahead and commission independently. Just do it anywhere else except on AO3. And then don’t come crying to the community when you, personally, get a C&D from a massive corporation.
AO3 is our bullet shield. Tumblr will pull your shit down. Wattpad won’t fucking protect you. LJ and FF.net already sold our asses for one (1) corn chip. AO3 is trying to protect us, you goddamn lemmings.
If you cannot follow the rules that protect fanspaces, you do not belong in our fanspaces.
The only people who misunderstand this are doing so intentionally and maliciously. Do yourself a favor and block the infants who think this isn’t a big deal.
Please remember that this ALSO INCLUDES FANDOM CHARITY AUCTIONS.
When you post charity auction fics, DO NOT note that they are commissions in any way. You can note them as “here is my thank you gift to X for such-and-such event” but please please PLEASE do not list them as commissions.
what I will do:
rat you the fuck out
in what way:
mickey fucking mouse in this bitch
chuck e. fucking cheese
remy ratatouille
how I will sing:
like a fucking canary
like michael fucking jackson in the jackson five
if you cannot comply to ao3’s ToS then that is entirely on you
there are other spaces where you can monetize your content, but ao3 is not one of them and it explicitly says so upon signing up, so getting pissed that people are trying to keep it that way is a you problem
If you knew how many times I’ve reblogged this…. What kills me is that the PAC peeps will literally tell you how to word your link, what to do with said link, and how to phrase it so even if you do get reported, you won’t get a warning… “Linking to your personal page (not, for example, an Amazon author page) is fine, even if the personal page includes some items for sale, but the Archive is not advertising space.”
The Bisexual urge to cosplay Cyrus Wyvernwind without knowing a thing about how the character will develop is strong
i don't know what aristotle was talking about when he was talkin about his "political animal" and "beast or god" or whatever but he just focuses too much on animals to not be a furry or whatever
i think university is about walking around campus with a tote bag (or backpack) and trying to look purposeful and busy. and whoever manages to look the most purposeful and busy wins

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DEAR TUMBLR PEOPLE,
🆘 WE ARE DYING 🆘
Algeria, is suffocating and turning into ashes
First, we've been facing the third Covid wave few weeks ago and it was a disaster, our hospitals couldn't hold all the patients and dew to the lack of equipment it was impossible to handle the situation. Patients were dying just because there was an oxygen shortage, they suffocated to death. New borns, angels, died in the first minutes of their lives because there was no oxygen left to fill their fresh lungs.
Algerians did their best to help each other, until the second disaster happened..
20 fires, raging across many cities in the North of the country turned all the beautiful forests into ashes in few days.
Considering that the area had water shortage during the summer, managing the fire is almost impossible..
And once again, hospitals can't manage a second disaster and a call for global help is more than needed.
We need fire fighting plane, we need oxygen tanks and O2 extractors.
IF YOU WANT TO HELP you can donate through this paypal Link
It may be a click for you but every little bit adds up
PLEASE DONATE AND SHARE THIS MESSAGE.
THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS SHARE THIS AND PRAY FOR OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN ALGERIA 🇩🇿🇩🇿💔
POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!
Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.
SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.
Ad revenue.
We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.
WHEN IS THE PROTEST?
August 6th 2021
12 am Eastern Time (US)
4am UTC
5am BST/London
6am Central Europe Time
7am Moscow Standard Time
9:30 Indian Standard Time
12 noon Hong Kong Time/Australian Western
1:00 pm Japan Standard Time
1:30 pm Australian Cental time
2:00 pm Australian Eastern Time
August 5th 2021
11pm Central Time (US)
10pm Mountain Time (US)
9pm Pacific Time (US)
THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!
So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!
WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.
WILL THIS WORK?
Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.
BECAUSE I’M A TIRED IDIOT, USE THIS TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR TIME ZONE!!!!
Event Time Announcer shows time for Log off protest 2021 in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, August 6, 2021 a
“Aaniin, it’s Giiwedin here, Northwind.
One of my great friends was violently arrested this morning out of ceremony.
Their name is Alex Golden Wolf and they’re a two spirit leader from the White Earth Nation.
This photo is from this morning, July 23rd 2021. It breaks my heart to see the police violently arresting a ceremonial person.
This, I would say, is a violation of the American Indian Religious Freedom Act is happening at the Red Lake Treaty Camp here in northern Minnesota.
Follow their Instagram linked here @redlaketreatycamp as well as the link in my bio to keep updated.
And please, if you have the financial means, send funds to this water protectors Venmo @Alex-Golden-Wolf
Chii-Miigwech”
Red Lake Treaty Camp IG
How Can I Help Stop Line 3?
Stopline3.org
The how can I help stop line 3 link leads to a 403 error, is that on my end or did something happen to it? Are there any other links to the site?
Nope sorry that’s my error I will fix it in a moment
How Can I Resist Line 3?
Hey guys, Alex Golden Wolf was released from jail along with several other water protectors yesterday!
The Red Lake Treaty Camp still needs your support and is still asking for boots on the ground.
Line three is 60% complete.
There’s still time and we NEED to stop this. This pipeline would be catastrophic.
Have I mentioned...I'm going to be...in a book... kajdjskajshbdbsj the book has an ISBN number...that's what really made it hit for me!
My story features an Icelandic mermaid bakery and happy queer love 🥲💖
See post below for the cover reveal, the Kickstarter where you can buy a copy is launching in 2 days 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm publishing under the name Beth Lumen! 💖
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So that white woman who was harassing that black lady in that mall really told the black lady not to record her mental break down? Weaponizing white tears and mental illness. Like let's talk about how white people do use their mental health and gender in order to get out of situations.
The worst part about this is that the black woman who filmed this all got her TikTok account suspended and is in need of a lawyer.
Here's the link to her GoFundMe!
Here's the first video of the attack. You can find the rest on her account.
Her Twitter also explains some details.
Her name is MAMAAFRICA275. That's her Twitter name, and I can't find her actual name anywhere so I'm using this. Please help and support.
Every white woman on this site has a responsibility to watch this video (yes, the ENTIRE thing, no matter how awkward or uncomfortable it is), check your own behavior, and then reblog.
Fuck this bitch. I hope she got arrested. What an absolutely vile person.

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ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.
Some actual safety tips for teenagers:
1. Have proof they're a teenager first. More than just a picture, have a video call with them.
2. If you want to meet up with them, have your parents or a trusted adult come with you. Even if they are a proven teenager, its still good to have supervision in case any issues happen.
3. If you are talking to an adult, and they start being sexual in any way, you run the fuck away. It doesn't matter if they're 40 or 20. An adult inherently has a power dynamic that teenagers do not. And its up to the adult to act responsible about it. There's exceptions of course, if you're 16 and dating an 18 year old, that's not a problem, we're not talking about that.
4. Being in a server with adults or ran by adults is not inherently bad. Talking to adults is not inherently a problem, and will likely happen in any number of Discord servers. It is only an issue when they are acting sexual and show predatory behavior.
5. Look out for grooming behavior. It can be difficult, because at first it seems like innocuous behavior, like complimenting or giving gifts. Especially if you feel lonely and have low self esteem. And groomers actively target people like that.
If they start trying to isolate you, talk sexual with you, state they depend on you for emotional needs, blame you for their own actions, try to be secretive about the relationship- Then you need to talk to people you trust, block the perpetrator, and call the police on them.
6. If this does happen to you, remember this: It is not your fault. Even if you didn't listen to a single thing listed here, it is not your fault. It is the fault of the adults who knew better, and didn't care. It's not your fault.
To my followers: if any of you guys are underaged, please be very VERY careful on here, and don’t fall for any of the tricks the groomer would use on you, just block them and report them.