as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

everything will change today in small and unnoticeable ways #yay #tuesday

Allow me to give you a gift this holiday season. If you’re like, under 30, next time you hear Charlie Brown come up in conversation around someone 40 or older, pipe up and say with a totally straight face, “Who’s Charlie Brown?” Then watch your older coworker or whoever get yugioh mind crushed before your very eyes instantly. Happy Holidays.

whats yugioh?

Listen, you

“youre obsessed with yourself” and youre not??? sad. tragic.

your level of education means nothing if you never learned any compassion

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.