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Blah, blah, blah. They don’t care about all that.
Well, we legally have to—
Anyways thanks for volunteering to be part of our project! Talk to us, ask questions, whatever you want.
Hmph.
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Photo credits: Sonic Silverstein
Photo credits: Shadow Robotnik
[ahhhhh hello! Another ask blog from the mod of @askthehedgehogs and @asktheyurihogs !! This one will NOT be an art blog. Text-based answers only. I don’t have a death wish lmaoooo.
Normal Folks/no powers AU. Sonic and Shadow are both on the same internship for ARKnews. Their final project is in set groups, and they’ve been shoved together, which they are not happy about. As if sharing a tiny apartment wasn’t bad enough… the project requires them to run a blog, so that’s why they’re here! Also, the projects will be judged and the best group will secure a full-time job at ARK… highly competitive stuff. I won’t say any more, spoils the fun of asking them stuff!
As per usual, I’ve not planned ahead, so send in asks and we’ll see what happens ^^;
There's NO anon magic here, since this is a no powers au, but you can send them stuff (in this au the postal system is insanely good ig)
Oh, and this will be eventual Sonadow, but like, slooooooooooow burn. Currently they hate each other 💜
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You know it's okay to be a bit jealous over the idea of sharing your partner's body with others, especially in a monogamous relationship. It only becomes a problem if you let that jealousy control your partner's life.
You know, I was only teasing. And attempting to bolster my own ego by seeing you get jealous. I hope I didn't upset you.
Pfffft. You didn't, dude.
I really don't have any desire to share my body with anyone but you.
*Sonic reddens* Good! And I'm not trying to control your life!
I know.
But I do think maybe you should stop being so hot. Like, it's a little unfair. Bring it down to my level, yeah?
*Shadow bares his teeth playfully and pokes Sonic in the ribs* Don't you mean up?
Noooo that tickles!
*Shadow tickles his stomach outright* Perhaps you should stop being unfairly attractive.
*Sonic giggles and squirms* Stopppp dude I'm gonna piss myself!
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Now now you guys let's not tease Sonic I'm sure he can perfectly explain why he doesn't want Shadow to have an only fans which I'm sure are completely non-jealous reasons in the slightest
Um Ackshully I do have a super valid non-jealous reason. Doom could find it. Or Infinite!!
Idk the Onlyfans could be a good side hustle and since you're obviously not jealous and have no feelings about it Sonic, Shadow can if he wants to. I mean sure a bunch of internet strangers are gonna get a super intimate view of Shadow and you might have to see all the fantasies they have about him but you're not jealous or anything so no big deal.
Haha yeah I mean totally that's totally cool like he can put his totally rockin' bod on the internet for paying customers to see that's totally okay. Why would I be jealous
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Please let us know if youre willing to accept the offer!
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Ah! That's perfect!
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We'll take it!
Sonic... I'm not sure if we should trust handouts...
We can scope the place out first?
...
Shadow... I know it's hard to trust anything right now. But this could be our best shot at a safe place we can investigate from.
I know. Sorry, I...
I get it. But let's face it; we're not totally safe anywhere. Unless you wanna move to the arctic or somethin'!
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Shadow, if you hadn't known Maria then what happened still probably would've happened. Gerald was the one working for Doom and they would've still had some falling out that would have lead to Doom taking the same drastic measures against Gerald since Maria was clearly all he cared for. The only difference you made was making her life a lot better just by knowing you.
Well, now that the dust has settled. How does it feel to know what truly caused Maria's death? To know for sure that Doom was the one to end her life, all in the hopes to get you back to him.
......... All this time, I was looking for answers, but deep down I feared it was really my fault. I thought knowing it was Doom would lessen the guilt. But it still feels like my fault. If I never existed, Maria may still be alive.
