B-man Killed My Puddin

i know i talk about this scene like every other day at this point but like this could be so epic and badass in live action?????? Like with how good CGI is and stuff nowadays, they could make Ivy visibly and terrifyingly God Like on screen and seeing her go after Joker just i-

would literally faint in theaters

THE NEW BATMAN ADVENTURES: MAD LOVE

Tim: Well, I'm going to bed

Dick: really?

Tim: yeah, I got these sleeping pills a few days ago so I'm trying to make sure that I get to bed early enough that I won't oversleep

Dick: Oh, so you're finally sleeping again?

Tim: Yeah

Tim:

Tim: weird thing about that

Tim: I got these pills and I was like "yeah!" and then I realised that they stole a third of my day. I'm so unproductive now

Dick:

Dick: You're the most dysfunctional person I know

Tim: [gasps] you take that back! no way am I more dysfunctional than Bruce

Dick: Bruce is not a person, he's an idea

Bruce: [from the corner of his mouth] please behave

Dick: [downs his third flute of champagne, cheerfully] I always behave!

Babs: [grabs Dick's arm] I'll keep an eye on him

Dick: [pouting] You crash into a buffet ONCE-

Damian: [darting behind them] Shield me!

Babs: Did someone pinch your cheeks again?

Damian: Father, these people are monstrous!

Bruce: [in a stressed whisper] BeHavE

Dick: [already on drink no. 5] at least Jason isn't here.

Babs: [peering across the room] is Cass trying to steal Mrs Hannigan's necklace?

Damian: -tt- probably another inane dare from Brown.

Bruce: [through gritted teeth] I knew it was too easy to convince her to come with us tonight

Damian: [hisses viciously when a middle-aged woman comes too close]

Bruce: Look I know none of you... actually none of US want to be here but- wait, where's Tim?

Everyone: [looks around]

Tim's voice, whispering over the PA system: white columns are lies

Babs: On an unrelated note, when is the last time Tim slept?

Bruce: [eye twitching]

Damian: We have lost Grayson

Bruce: Barbara!

Babs: Shit, I got distracted. Where the hell did he go?

Damian: He is over by the bar.

Babs: [glances around the sea of people] Where?

Damian: Now he is ripping down a tapestry.

Bruce: Where?!!

Damian: And wearing it as a toga.

Bruce: [frustrated] Damian! Please point him out!

Damian: [sniffs] It is rude to point, father.

Bruce: [whispering furiously] Your brother is dressed in a historic wall decoration!!

Tim's voice, whispering over the PA-system: no one actually likes Émile Zola everyone just pretends to to seem intellectual

Damian: I passed that piece earlier, it is a replica.

Babs: [tired] Damian! Where did he go?!

Damian: He is approaching the balcony

Bruce: I see him!

Bruce: No, that's just Mr Hannigan.

Damian: Grayson has found the buffet

Babs: oh no

Bruce: Not again

Damian: There is no need for hysterics. Grayson has simply stolen a few trays and crawled under the table.

Damian: Cain appears to be joining him.

Damian: I will... supervise. [stalks off towards the buffet]

Bruce: [whispers after him] Behave!

Babs:

Bruce: I don't deserve this

Babs: You chose this. I'M the one who doesn't deserve this.

Tim's voice, whispering over the PA-system: Modern art is just art for people who can't see beauty in the real world because they don't like their own lives

Tim: [eating ice cream] Like "that's what they want you to think"?

Barbara: Exactly.

Jason: [buttering an oreo] they never stopped ME

Duke: [watching Jason buttering an oreo with disgust] does ANYTHING stop you?

Barbara: You have to say them in the right tone

Steph: Oooh, like [in a placating voice] "if you say so".

Jason: Ok, point.

Duke: What about "did your parents tell you that?"

Tim: [waves his spoon at him] that's a good one

Jason: no no, "do you always to as you're told?" is way better

Clark: [knocks on the door jamb and steps into the kitchen] Hello kids. I was in Gotham so I thought I'd pop in. Is Bruce here?

Steph: [shrugs] who knows- oh that's another good one.

Clark: Well, he's not on a mission. Crime has been down lately.

Tim: That's what they want you to think.

Clark: [frowning] no, it is.

Steph: [in a mollifying tone] if you say so

Clark: [slightly vexed] It's down 5 percent

Barbara: [haughtily] I highly doubt that

Clark: It was in the paper yesterday. Statistics don't lie.

Duke: [snorts] did your parents tell you that?

Clark: Wha- look, I'm just looking for Bruce.

Tim: [digging up another spoon of ice cream from the box] Check the cave

Clark: I'm not supposed to go down there without company

Jason: [gleefully] do you always do as your told?

Clark: well, yes generally I do-

Barbara: [leaning back in her chair] I highly doubt that

Clark: I do!

Steph: [in a sing-song voice] If you say so

Clark: [exasperated] I'm Superman! I try to do what's right in any situation!

Tim: [to Jason] That's what they want you to think

Clark: [raising his voice] I-

Bruce: [from the doorway] Clark? What are you doing here?

Clark: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

Bruce: [narrows his eyes at the kids] what did you do?

[silence]

Bruce: I know you did something.

Everyone:

Bruce: I'm going to find out sooner or later.

Duke: [whispering] I wanna say it