this weekend has me feeling some incredibly soft things about mercedes!family head in hands. everything is so sweet.

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this weekend has me feeling some incredibly soft things about mercedes!family head in hands. everything is so sweet.

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Bono: "Yess Kimiii, come on MY SON"
Kimi: "YESSSS, YESSSS MANNNN, we did it we did it"
Bono: "Well done mate, first race win, you will remember it forever"
If you're cold, they're cold.
Let them inside.
breakdown cancelled, guy in [shop redacted] gave me a discount on my plants ‘just cause’ and then didn’t scan half my other shit either. i was like ‘oh you missed–’ and he goes ‘discount innit’. i think maybe he just hated his job but also possibly humans are good and long story short i’m not mentally ill any more.
me when emerald duo 🥰

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they radiate goofy villain & dumbass sidekick energy
Techno: I was concerned the nurses were plugging dyed bags of water into my IV to save money. Had to tell em I knew GeorgeNotFound and they said "Oh one second" and then they replaced my bag with ones labeled "Real Chemotherapy"
Phil, dying of laughter: jesus christ
I kept seeing people mistake Ren for Techno and was like "how?" and then I thought about it a bit and
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making dsmp fanart is literally so wild because i always try to make them super dramatic and when people watch me draw its like ‘i cant let them know this is about a minecraft RPF!!!’
them: woah that’s a cute guy he looks so happy!! why is he bleeding blue
me: *forced smile* creative choices! also he has a blue sheep haha
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them: nice character design i love it wheres it from
me: *lying through my teeth* have you heard of popular anime figure kisuke urahara??? i didn’t think so anyway i headcanon he has a pet pig
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them: dude why did you just draw a humanoid fox kneeling at the grave
me: *sweating* uh i’m a furry artist
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them: what the fuck is this why is half his skin white and the other half black and why did you make him cry
me: *sobbing* that’s my oc ebony dark’ness dementia raven way and he has memory issues please let me live

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ive seen the pattern
how come everyone went live while I was in class
dog.
they don't end up keeping it after phil explains that it's bad for the dog to be taken from the wild
Techno you should know better than everyone what he’s like. He loves to torment us lol.
Source. Timestamp: 1:13:06-1:13:23
[Transcript Start.
Techno: *chuckles*
Phil: Holy shit!
Techno: (overlapping) *laughs* What the heck?! What the heck?!
Phil: What is going on this one spot?! Oh I’m not- I’m not missing this chance. This is so much ink.
Techno: What is it with you and killing everything immediately?
Phil: *laughs*
Techno: You have no sense of wonderment for nature, Phil.
Phil: *cackles*
Transcript End.]
men and nonbinary people who have breasts are totally normal and cool actually
also this is true regardless of whether they bind or plan to have top surgery
I know you’re aiming for trans and nb people rn, but this would also probably help cis men with gynecomastia too :D
This is one of the rare occasions when “cis men too!” is a good addition, and you’re so right! That did occur to me when I made this post and I’m glad you pointed it out
Also fat men - cis and trans both! Not nearly enough positivity for fat trans men who have boobs even after top surgery.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.
hate hate hate that anxiety translates over into physical symptoms like what the fuck you're supposed to be a MENTAL illness