The hunble pupcini mushroom

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

this is what happens when you ban normal porn

ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like "peepee yaya". and see, because he learns from me, i can't say "peepee yaya", no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced "peanut butter". and dont even get me started on how he pronounces "shaun the sheep" (shit the shit)

god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

shouldve called his ass hilarious

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?