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Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend

explodes from gay thoughts like a grape in a micheal wave

michelle wave*

feminizing my appliances...

ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to violate intellectual property and copyright law

can we clip our carabiners together so I don't get lost

no, but we can clip our carabiners together so that you don't get lost alone

I DON’T want the real thing. I want an affordable reproduction I can wear places and make people ask “what’s up with the shrimp ring?” and I get to explain that nobody really knows. It was just a fun fad 1900 years ago.

Ancient Roman seafood crime boss making you kiss his shrimp ring to swear loyalty

Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.

Small, clumsy kindnesses, earnestly given, are more healing than you would believe. More adults should be willing to show the tender caring that a little kid expresses when they say, “You looked sad, so I brought you a rock.”

the saddest puppies beatbox the loudest