Welcome to the most cursed timeline!

Hey do you wanna hang out later and distract each other from how horrifying everything is

Not American but important nonetheless!

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

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this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

Necessary Dopeness. This is what queens do....👑🥰🧠✊🏿📚❤️🖤💚☀️✨🔥🔥🔥🔥💯

I know Kristi personally and the work she does in Tulsa is unmatched.

i saw a post earlier today and now i can’t find it but someone was like the only reason i get through studying is by saying “let’s go steal a grade” where they just imagine they’re doing research for a leverage con and they have to know all the information to pull it off successfully. I’m at my internship rn and i found the original score for the og show and redemption and let me tell you i have never been more productive

Replace imposter syndrome with the conman method! You're a fraud, and you're such a competent fraud that the mark is never going to realize what hit them until the gloat.

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)