You believe things into existence.

Show of hands: who actually likes wearing condoms? Exactly. They’re the worst. They’re uncomfortable, they destroy all feeling, and if you actually manage to complete the act without deflating like one of Tom Brady’s footballs, you have to waddle over to the bathroom to throw the thing away while it hangs off you like an eating-disordered grub. But you know what? We still wear them. Because we’re civilized people.

Here’s the thing: fuck being civilized. I’m never wearing one of those latex pieces of shit for as long as I live. As if everything I said above wasn’t enough, I had to deal with what happened last night. God knows if I’ll ever be able to have sex again.

— Unique Design & Beautiful Dresses 

– If you ever wonder what to wear, always go for the special look.

- CHOOSING YOURS BELOW:

Crescent-shaped  \  Floral Lace

Lace & Bubble  \  Red & Black Plaid

Sun & Star  \  Gradient Ramp

Skull & Rose  \  Pure Color & V Neck

Vintage Tunic Dress  \  Hoodie Dress

35 years ago I was a pre-med student accepted into my school of choice and had another 6 months to work like hell to add as much money as I could to my existing savings. (My wife was already on her way up the banker ladder but I was intent on doing this on my own without tapping our marital savings).

At the time, jobs were everywhere - F/T, P/T, temp, whatever you wanted based purely on a phone call and a resume. I scored a $27 / hr position (a fortune at that time) at a tiny boutique brokerage firm in uptown manhattan doing mostly database programming and the like, backoffice type stuff. Everyone was cool to me knowing that I was only to be there a short time.