King

The Rotunda and the Fresco

I should probably-

I should-

Fuck it.

Maestro

Predestination (2022 remake)

faux fur is plastic

pleather literally has plastic in the name

synthetic wool is plastic

The best furs to buy for warmth are coyote and raccoon, anyway, not mink and such. Sheepskin is also good. Stuff like mink, ermine, and sable aren’t actually very useful in terms of keeping you warm. Vintage bear and beaver are also pretty warm. Rabbit is useless, it sheds and goes bare quickly and isn’t very warm at all. Soft though.

Wool is the only fibre in the world that keeps you warm even when the wool is wet, and silk is among the best baselayers for warmth. Linen is the coolest fibre in the world, better than cotton, has been used for centuries and is a lot less costly in effort and water to produce–cotton is only cheaper artificially.

Down is the warmest and most breathable stuffing for blankets and pillows and it lasts a really long time. Cotton or wool stuffing is available also, but it doesn’t get the loft that down does, nor is it as warm (cotton isn’t warm at all). Remember that stuffing is also made of plastic!

Leather is great stuff, if you take care of it properly. It needs regular care and maintaining, but it will last a really long time if you do, and just get softer and softer over the years. And yes, you can clean it! You use something called saddle soap to clean it with. Patent leather has a plastic coating and may not even be leather these days, unfortunately. Deerskin is very nice, very soft but not very warm.

There’s a movement I first heard about in the historical costuming community, from Pinsent Tailoring: Slow Fashion. It’s a response to fast fashion, and the goals are to have a wardrobe that is more about longevity and quality of the clothing, and also about the clothing being made so that in a hundred years, all that would be left are the metal/horn/bone/shell/wood buttons. It’s very hard to do that with modern shoe soles, but if the heel or insole of your shoe is the only plastic you leave, you’re still doing better than an outfit from Target or something. Making your own clothes is actually not extremely difficult, you can start with extremely simple things, including the Bisexual Shirt (poet shirt), a pair of comfy pajama-style pants, and so on.

Make friends with your local vultures, costume historians, and leatherworkers (which are all, sometimes, also cosplayers)! They’re going to have oodles of resources for where to find natural materials.

I’m gonna say this as a pro-real-leather person:

The way modern leather is mass-produced involves toxic chemicals and is not great for the planet. At all.

“But if our choices are plastic or terrible chemicals, then what?”

Then you can help people and the planet at the same time, because….

……THERE ARE MANY NATIVE AMERICAN SHOPS ON THE INTERNET THAT SELL TRADITIONALLY-TANNED LEATHER.

It will cost more. But it will also last much longer. I met a dude recently wearing a falling-apart leather jacket. He said he figured he’d have to replace it in the next year or two. Kinderlach, HE BOUGHT IT BEFORE I WAS BORN. I’M THIRTY-TWO. IT LASTED HIM ALMOST FORTY YEARS.

 Note: A lot of these things are expensive, as is the nature of many animal products.

https://www.thetallis.com/collections/all-products Furs

https://www.lochcarron.co.uk Wool

In the US, feral hogs are present in at least 42 out of 50 states, and there’s anywhere between 6 and 9 million of them running around. That’s a lot of hogs. They cause about 2.5 billion dollars in damage annually, and they are a threat to any landscape they encounter. They can eat almost anything and survive almost any conditions, and we should be eating them and using the hides. 

If you eat meat, feral hog is some of the best meat you can eat. Here’s why:

It doesn’t contribute to harmful farming practices that lead to things like sewage lagoons runoff.

The meat is leaner, lower in bad cholesterol, and far more flavorful than factory farmed pork.

Eating feral hog is direct conservation action- every feral pig that’s eaten is one that doesn’t push out native species. 

Feral hog is, by definition, free range. If you don’t like farming because of the confinement practices, you’ll be pleased to know that these things aren’t caged. (That’s… kind of the problem with them.)

Check your local butcher shop to see if they have locally caught feral hog meat. Many of them will, usually labeled as “wild boar.” Try to get meat that was caught locally- the less transport the better.