Michael McAllistar

The best of friends support you with dank memes on your day of joy.

*looks left, then right*

"I've met many Vastaya, but I can't say how many are such a way." He's ignoring the pun, that's his schtick.

Michael still exercises with a meticulous fervor to perfect his body. It is the conduit for his magic after all. So, despite being a mage, he is absolutely shredded. With a bit of bulk to fill out his frame and deep cuts of definition that outline each and every muscle. You could grate cheese on his abs, crack a pecan with his biceps, bounce a quarter off of just about everything, and it's all sharply defined. He's got the body of an Eastern War God and he maintains it religiously.

I'm passionate about Diablo, m'individual

Especially Tyrael. And Tal Rasha, but let's not dive into that

I love Pharah, I really do. But Tyrael is the absolute man. He saved Earth more times than the heroes of Diablo and that's just what was on screen and implied in the games. He's a G that's capital, italicized, bold, and in a language we can't even understand. Ol boy Baal thought he had him corrupting the world stone. He said nah bitch IMMA break it just to show you we don't need it. Imperius tried to get all pissy with him and he was like. You angels is bitches, so I'mma mortal up and rock a meat suit. He still fights hell as a human while he's learning how to exist. Imagine wielding a sword half your height as a three year old and fighting demons the size of Hummers. Even then, there are parts of the game that you simply couldn't pass without him because his sword, even in his human form, basically chases evil out of objects.