full time court jester

hey y’all, i’m getting OUT of here and here’s how you can help!!

after living in florida my entire life, i am making the enormous decision to move up to new york to 1. get out of florida (self explanatory) 2. be closer to my long distance partner and 3. have seasons. i have literally been working my ASS off for MONTHS to make sure it happens. here’s one way you can help me!!

i’ve also opened a ko-fi goal (begrudgingly) in case anyone just wanted to throw a tip or two my way <3 it would mean the world to me!! thanks y’all!! (i will be adding my own funds to the goal along the way!!)

etsy <3 ko-fi goal <3

hey y’all, i’m getting OUT of here and here’s how you can help!!

after living in florida my entire life, i am making the enormous decision to move up to new york to 1. get out of florida (self explanatory) 2. be closer to my long distance partner and 3. have seasons. i have literally been working my ASS off for MONTHS to make sure it happens. here’s one way you can help me!!

i’ve also opened a ko-fi goal (begrudgingly) in case anyone just wanted to throw a tip or two my way <3 it would mean the world to me!! thanks y’all!! (i will be adding my own funds to the goal along the way!!)

etsy <3 ko-fi goal <3

when he’s strong and fast and also fresh from the fight 🫦

just letting y’all know that i’m doing a limited edition print run of these traditional pieces i made last year!! if you want them, they’re gonna be up today at 5PM EST and once they’re sold out they’re gone for good!!

this just in

And a brother

just letting y’all know that i’m doing a limited edition print run of these traditional pieces i made last year!! if you want them, they’re gonna be up today at 5PM EST and once they’re sold out they’re gone for good!!

Hans, I don't think any of your skills with the ladies will be of much use to you here