I've been meaning to write some Genshin men NSFW alphabet's for a while, especially for Zhongli because I have....a lot of thoughts...
[Very obviously NSFW!]
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Zhongli likes to hold his lover and play with their hair, soothing them and making sure they're comfortable. He will definitely whisper softly to them about how much he loves and appreciates them, tracing patterns on their skin and nuzzling into their neck.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Zhongli likes his torso, there is a good reason that the geo statue of the seven has his whole abs out and proud on display, after all. On his lover, he loves their thighs. Zhongli is a thighs man, thighs of any size, but if they can suffocate him and crush him, even better. His hand is always resting on his lovers upper thigh, it's comforting for him.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) He prefers to cum inside, viewing it as both giving the most precious gift to his lover and in return being gifted a high honor. He always asks of course just before he does, infact, he loves to be made to beg to do so.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He prefers to make love when he's halfway between his current mortal form and his Exuvia form (closer to how he looks the few times we see him represented as a 'human' appearing Morax) - it may not seem particularly dirty on the surface, but his already towering presence as Zhongli is amplified 10x, beautiful golden geo horns adorn his head, his long hair flows freely - plus, the cock of a part-lin part-dragon God is something else entirely~ (Oh, and that thing most definitely has a huge knot.)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) He has experience, but even in his 6000 years it was never a common occurrence, nor something he cared and thought much about. Love and relationships are very serious matters to Morax/Rex Lapis/Zhongli, he can only be sexually intimate with someone he genuinely loves are cares for. Since the ending of the Archon War, his sex life remained non-existent, something that didn't bother him, that changed though when he found himself a lover/partner as Zhongli.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Zhongli adores having his lover ontop of him, holding their hips and being able to pepper their face in soft, lingering kisses, watching them have to take their time sinking down on his impressive length. Although he also loves missionary, any position he can see their face and expressions. G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) This man is oh so serious. The thought of treating intimacy as anything that could resemble a joke is mortifying to him.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Everything is naturally very neat down below. He has rather thick curls for pubes, and surprisingly he has one tiny section near the left side of his pelvis where there is a patch of hair that is closer to the colour of the ends of his natural hair, opposed to how the rest is a deep brown.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Very romantic, tender, absolutely reverent. He will worship and love on his lover/partner like they are a gift from celestia. He tells you how beautiful you look and sound, he loves to call you his little treasure.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) It's very rare he ever does, he hardly ever feels the need too. However, on the odd occasion he will be at the funeral parlor writing up documents for clients, and his mind wonders a bit too much, thinking of his lover, suddenly overwhelmed with a surging desire for them. He may have had to lock his office door on a few occasions to take care of some... personal matters.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) It's a simple one, but being called Morax or Rex Lapis while hes deep inside his lover, having either of those names whimpered out loud while they have their hands tightly gripping his horns drives him insane in the best way - one of the few things to make him lose all composure.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Let's just say there are lots of hidden caves and coves throughout Liyue that many people (and monsters) wouldn't know about... taking his most cherished and loved person to some of the most beautiful hidden treasures that he helped shape really sets the mood for him.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Zhongli loves having his hair tended to by his lover. When they brush it for him in the morning or before bed, tying the back in it's low ponytail just to his liking. Even having them inches away from his face, feeling the softness of their skin as they steady his face by gently holding his chin, their other hand applying his red eyeliner for him - it takes his breath away every single time.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Sharing. His lover is his and he belongs to his lover in return. He also is very much not a fan of anything public when it comes to sex.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) He's a big, BIG fan of giving. He loves to moan against your skin as he kisses, licks and sucks between his lovers thighs, looking up at them to see their expression. He's also damn good at it.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Zhongli tends to start of slow, sensual and tender, he always picks the pace right up though as well as being rougher as he feels his lover get closer. And if they ask him to go harder? He will make sure you feel him for days.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Zhongli would much rather take his time when it comes to making love, but the occasional quickie is fine by him, as long as they are not a common occurrence.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Willing to experiment and take risks if his lover has given him all the information as to what said experimentation will be to him prior, although it's very rare he will ever be the one to suggest these things himself.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Insane. Inhuman. He can go for a full day and night of making love and still not be tired or depleted afterwards.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He doesn't own any, doesn't use them on himself but would happily use some on his partner if they expressed the desire for it.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) His teasing is never intentional, but he loves how flustered his lover looks when he finally notices he's been keeping them waiting.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Moderately loud. He let's out long moans and groans, but they are only for his lover to hear. He thinks it's only fair - he loves to hear his lover's whimpers when they are in the throes of pleasure because of him, so he returns that courtesy, happily so.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) Zhongli is known as a humble and modest gentlemen, and he takes his work at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor seriously and with pride. There have been a few instances where he's overheard Hu Tao, Ferrylady and Meng "quietly" gossip to eachother as to whether such a gentleman like Zhongli even does the dirty, they simply can't picture it. When Zhongli hears these hushed conversations taking place from his closed office door, he loves to 'interrupt' half way through, feigning complete innocence and purity to the topic at hand.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) If a mans gentiles could ever described as beautiful, it's Zhongli's. He's a little too big and thick for most people's comfort. The base matches his pale skin tone and midway from his shaft to the head becomes a gradient shift to the shimmering gold that's the same as the colour of his hands in his Archon form.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Very low when he isn't in love, moderate to high when he has a lover/partner.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He always waits and watches his lover fall asleep first, always assuring their comfort before his own. Zhongli doesn't quite need he same amount of rest like most people, sometimes he just reads in bed for a few hours while one arm is wrapped around his lover while they sleep
