TC//LP & RC//LP

The game starts out with the husk, Kris zombieing their way through the window cuz... well I dunno like no one told them to do anything but in the alternate story, Noelle's mom called them on the horn to do whatever while annoying skeleton meme and annoying mom were being annoying downstairs.

Interesting that Kris' brother had a thing with Noelle's sister, well I guess "girl next door" is a trope but eh.

The castle town is full of annoying characters I don't care about but was glad to see Queen and Tenna (he was sad no home) but I noticed in Welonz's playthrough none of Tenna's stuff was in the basketball game that they converted the TV and Cyber room into.

Anyways yadda yadda custom clothes that don't matter, that was kinda funny, you take Suzie to the festival with Noelle cuz... there had to be a reason for the player to be involved I guess?

You'd think they'd just... do stuff while you wandered around but that doesn't happen.

Anyways I tried as hard as possible to stiff Noelle, I rode the ferris wheel with suzie and we gave each other the finger, there was takoyaki but no otonomiyaki (the better yaki)

One thing I found interesting was turns out the spooky cat girl who was once friends with Kris expressed remorse for their occult thingie botch, like she trolled Kris somehow and it reminds me to the character creation.

Like were they doing a summoning and at the last minute emo cat was like "syke get krissed" and that's why the past few years have been a neverending hell? Who knows...

Anyways goat dad is stupid.

So like the date ends with the lovebirds at the lake and Kris, I interperate them as pretending to sleep, but also being up all night it could be real, but anyways I just imagine them imagining the wedding singer song

So long story short Noelle's dad dies or something after a gay moment which means being gay kills it's like step on a crack, break you mother's back, date as a bi, your daddy chokes and dies or something.

So while that's happening Kris is like "you know what'd be funny, if I threw you the gamer in the trash where you belong and I stab up a dark fountain in daddy's stupid flower store" and I'm like "dude you covered me in hepititus and candy wrappers c'mon."

The world is pretty cool, the map however is kinda frustrating like it feels like you're trying to jiggle a cord into working sometimes.

Flowery is a great antagonist like all you wanna do is beat his stupid sorry ass and it felt great to do so. Pretty clear where all the budget went on his sorry ass.

Also I really like how Ralsey hates his sorry ass too, really bonded with the fluffy toothpaste boy (also he wore his hat again! real heroes wear hats!!!)

It's annoying you can't really team heal easily, something that'll be a pain in my ass until learning if you buy all the dranks from the vending machine it'll restock and I didn't get flowery drank cuz like... he's a fuckhead fuck that guy!!

Anyways fuck foxes.

And you get to fight this blue fucker who's like "wow you're a blue fucker, let's be friends" and you're the blue fucker friends

and you get this stupid feather that lets you turn on 2D mode and the game finally gets good, like yeah the story and characters were great, it's why I bought the game, but the game itself kinda sucked.

Kris is able to attack with their sword and use susie to fire long shots and ralsie to become platform cuz he's a door mat and should know his place.

Anyways you fight the spaz and the dink and then while the fuckboy is annoying you forever eventually you meet your dad and he's like

"Th' fuck're'yew doin' heah bwoy?"

and throws y'all's ass out the shop like what the hell's this fucker doing?

Do you think Asgore is supposed to be ass gore because he's a goat...see?

So there's this cowboy you trick into being suicidal, good guy

Then his boyfriend ballete dude? He's okay too

the purple dink is kinda funny but the cyan spaz is fun

Then there's green.

Orange you an idiot is another fave, she reminds me of a certain texas kangaroo rat...

I think that's it. Anyways you scale this cliff like it's ninja gaiden or some shit and it's real cool, like I can't overstate how much I love the platforming, it's pretty hard in a way that I want to get better instead of launch the developers into the sun where they can do that stupid aqua teen hunger force inspired explosion running gag that I love everytime it happens.

and Flowery's all "So you get to have a dark world and we can't? Sounds like a bitch move" and it's like "Yeah but also fuck you and also"

Well, what IF someone in the shool goes into the supply closet? It's not exactly secure like it's at the end of the fucking hallway! How did no one see?

Asgore has known about the dark world a good while and it seems like what started his decent into madness was being in one, possibly caused by Kris.

So a big part of me is expecting Torryel to just waltz into the closet like

"Y'all stop fuckin' around in the closet and seal this damn fountain it's time to go home."

Cuz the vibes of this chapter really reminds me of Magical ☆ Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, which if you don't know the magic used there was something Sasshi's dad did when he was a kid, and the whole thing was about processing seeing Arume's grandad fall to his death firsthand.

Like you know when you see a traumatic event and your brain is like "that didn't happen" that's kind of the twist of Abenobashi, and it's pretty similar to Deltarune in that the dark world is real enough to matter but not real enough to exist.

But yeah, the chapter was about accepting that even tho it wasn't daddy's fault, daddy exacerbated it enough to it became his fault and that's interesting.

The controls kinda suck? Like the bullethell section is usually ⅛ of the screen so it's hard to figure out a safe zone, and since I didn't realize you can restock on team heals I struggled on a few fights where the "beat cho ass until you sleepy" tactic didn't work.

The secret boss I really like, but it took me figuring out A) You can buy more team heals B) There's safe zones in a few "impossible" attacks C) You're aiming the fan's hearts to catface while also eschewing the attacks so you can get maximum scrotum to doki-doki do it D) the Genesis controller works better in analog mode and E) it's easier to have the default non-nintendo controls I found

It seemed to be about accepting your feelings but also it's plural bullshit like what Kris is going through.

The dark worlds always seem to be a mirror into Kris' soul.

Also when I see "Kris's" I read it as "Kris-sis-ses" cuz like... you're not supposed to 's after an s? It's s' right???

Aunno maybe it's like cursive G...

Anyways I wanna LP this game now... like it was pretty fun, the chapter was only seven hours which mighta been less if I understood the vending machine.

Like the characters are really fun and I wanna voice them! In my terrible-ass voice.

So yeah, if I can I'm gonna LP it... and if there's time before the final chapter, I wanna LP the "I don't turn Noelle into a death machine route"

Do you think I'm interested in the mamby-pamby shit?! Well, okay both stories are fun in their own way, but sparing enemies that keep attacking you pisses me off.

Did you know if you kill an enemy after recruiting it it leaves? If you're my homie why're you attacking me?!!??! I hate y'all!!!!

Enemies should disappear if they're your friends, hell better yet they should help you.