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Tony: I already explained this to you, Cap--

Steve: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!

Peter, an arm full of instant ramen: Mr. Stark, they have a new shrimp flavor!

Tony: Kid, that had no nutrition at--

Natasha: Who wants bacon!

Clint: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!

Tony: What the fu-

Bruce, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper.

Tony: Billionaire, Bruce, just--

Thor: Friend, Tony! We shall feast tonight on the Pop of Tarts!

Tony: Why do you have 2 carts of popt--!?

Steve, still distressed over the milk: How do you get milk from an almond!?

Peter, distracted: Can we get cheese sticks too?

Natasha: What about pudding?

Clint: Fuck your pudding!

Peter, excited: Mr. Stark cheetos are on sale!

Bruce, still deciding on a tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere.

Steve, frantic: How do you milk an almond, Tony!?

Tony:

hey, remember when → Tony disliked VERONICA (HulkBuster suit)? The only time Tony hated one of the Iron Man suits he created, because its very existence meant that he might have to fight Bruce someday.

“I’m not half as good at – at anything as I am when I’m doing it next to you. And that’s the truth.”

First we have Tony doing his best to quickly explain the situation and the idea he has just gotten and then he looks as Steve.

Steve's a bit ??? at first and then IMMIDIETLY gets it even though Tony really didn't do his best at explaining. Like look at his face. He came from "what" to "oh" in like a second.

Then Tony tilts his head as if wanting to say "come on, come on you get it, please agree on it".

And then Steve CONFIRMS he does get what Tony's talking about and asks futhermore, just to know for a fact that he and Tony are on the same page.

And of course they are and then we have Tony back at it again with puppy eyes and a look saying I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY, BUT LISTEN...

And then there's Steve, cleanching his jaw as if "I can't believe he's doing it again, my husband is back on this bs" but he asks still, clearly believing him.

The hero life is not an easy one.

You may think there’s no room for the quiet life…

The picket fences - Avengers style.

But when things blow up around you…

It may be even more important to find someone to settle down with.

You may even yearn for the life at home taking care of your family.

Making a home where you can relax together when the hustle and bustle is over.

And what’s better than doing chores together and marveling at your partner’s skill in a new setting?

Waking each other in the morning?

Watch you sleeping?

Poking fun at each other’s quirky habits?

Sharing that morning coffee together?

Married bliss, maybe.

At home you can watch your favorite shows together…

…remind each other, when it’s time to stop working…

…and take a break…

And dress however you want.

… no questions asked.

Time to give our heroes the domestic life they deserve!

The Cap/IronMan Tiny Reverse Bang wants your Steve/Tony- take on “Domesticity.”

Captain America/Iron Man Tiny Reverse Bang is open for submissions! All submissions are due before the end of July 10th in the last time zone. These fanworks will inspire other creators to create accompanying fanworks later.

Creators can send in

traditional art

digital art

photographed craft work

moodboards

manips

fanvids

If you have questions, send us an ask or email at [email protected]. Art can be submitted to the @capim-tinybang tumblr or to our email.

Full information on the event can be found here.

“But right then and there I realized that in this crazy business we’re in, there’s no one I’d miss more than you.”