little girl lost in a big world.

Today has been boring as shit.

I don't know, I've been watching movies all day and that's pretty fulfilling.

I fell down a flight of stairs today. Awesome.

Are you okay?

  I couldn’t be happier for that.

I've been wanting to do that since I met you.

Does anyone else wonder what it would be like to have sex in a walk in fridge? You can frick frack while having a little snick snack.

Wouldn't it be cold?

  Would love some.

Luckily, I'm willing to offer.

  What can I say, I like being wet.

Want some help then?

  Oh good. Come on, the water awaits! It’s too tempting to stay out of it for too much longer.

Just can't wait to get wet? Well alright.

  Yeep.

Well then. I may or may not be too.

.. Did you hear what you just said?

Well, you're still not in the pool, so you should do that and remove the pants.

  I can swing that.

Well I'll be honest, I'm more excited for that.

  Well, if you ever need a knight in tight pants I’ll be your lady.

What about no pants?

  If they do I have mad ninja skills.

Oh? I'd love to see them some day.

  They couldn’t even attempt to be as cool as American food.

They might try and beat us up if they hear you say that, shhh Di!

  It’s not too difficult around here; I mean, half these girls are gasping for it. I’m sure you’ve had no trouble either.

Well, I haven't really hooked up with anyone yet, but I'm glad to know their's willing participants.

  Well, I mean… what’s the harm in a couple hookups?

Cheeky. I can tell you've had no problem with getting hookups?

  I know exactly what you mean. Don’t tie yourself down, right? It’s so early in the trip, who knows what can happen. I like the way you think.

And they've all been so nice to me, it's like.. Too much temptation! It's gonna' do my head in.