the jasmine dragon

Do you guys want to hear a really good idea I have for a production of Hamlet?

Heck yeah

do u accept constructive criticism

No.

It’s what Shakespeare would’ve wanted

it’s how goth u are on the inside that counts

I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me

You’re not here to entertain anybody

wow you’re right

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.

cool; bro

Me, year 2074: haha wow so you were born in 2006? you must be like 5 years old lol

BongWater