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Cease this immediately!! Such unfounded allegations are nothing short of defamation!!!! Let it be known once and for all:

I am the CHASED, not the chaser!

so i was arguing with the little dork bird, and i need you to settle something lmao

how were you made? he said cabbage but i think you were totally grown from moss, right?

remember who your favorite is b4 answering..

* (Both Krises took a moment to take in the ask. They seemed to be deep in thought with something, but after some time, they both decided against voicing it aloud. Instead, Normal Kris just gained a small smirk as they went to answer.)

* Oh, yeah of course. I obviously grew from moss, why do you think I snack on it from time to time?

* I gotta eat moss to stay looking like a human, if I don't I'll just look like a moss creature and we don't want that.

* Mainly because mom says it freaks out the neighbours, but oh well. We do what we gotta do.

* Though ig I'm currently a goat, but that doesn't change much lmao-

* (As always, Kris couldn't pass up a chance to mess with Berdly. Nor could they really not agree with this.)

*She would laugh, covering her mouth and throwing back her head.

I TOLD HIM SO!! THAT LITTLE NERD IS GONNA BE SO SHOCK LMAOO

..​?!

Wh-WHAT?! This... this simply CANNOT BE!! ​

I... I was wrong..? Impossible! A scholar of my caliber, flawed?! But—but Ms. Toriel explicitly stated that human origin stems from the leafy cabbage patch! Surely, you simpletons are merely engaging in an elaborate, unprovoked prank at my expense!

...

However... if Ms. Toriel was simply creating an alibi to save face in front of the neighbours... ​

..It must be true, then... That explains the rationale behind Kris's endless, unsanitary moss-consuming habits... And here I naively hypothesized they were merely supplementing vital micronutrients to optimize their daily stats. ​Guh...

I... I admit it! I, Berdly, have committed an intellectual misstep! ​Humans originate not from the crisp, respectable embrace of the cabbage... but from the dark, soggy, damply-soaking tapestries of the forest floor! Sprouted directly from the damp crevices of forgotten, moisture-laden moss!

or i’m smarter since i got it right.

i remember being as young as you.. how painfully AVERAGE you must be in the logic department. maybe you’ll be smarter once you mature more! i mean, what are you, 12? it’s like, totally okay. your brain will only grow, kid!

Tsk... It seems a little taste of accidental correctness has inflated your ego beyond repair! To claim you are "smarter" because you fell prey to Kris's obvious misinformation—which only HAPPENED to be true—is a logical fallacy so egregious it physically pains me!

You didn't "get it right," you were TRICKED into the truth!

Now, I must be off! It is way past my bedtime, and I must acquire a full eight hours of sleep to maintain my superior intellect!

hey guys it is me berdly. i love kris so much. look at this picture of me having gay thoughts. i am a big fan of the local enby and i think they're flaming hot cheetos

doesn’t it feel like both of you are just one bad insult and/or one horrible day away from teaming up together out of desperation and ending everyone else because of how socially wronged you both were by your classmates in different ways?

Curses!!! To think that a gamer of MY standing could be targeted by such...! Lowbrow, single-celled tactics! This is precisely why I refuse to fraternize with common protozoans!! They possess zero sense of decorum!

Do you like this drawing of yourself? I wanted to capture your ties with technology and preserve your birdlike awesomeness