So Yeah

Or how about when he's all into Pokemon Go but still refuses to take you geocaching on the grounds that it's too boring? smh

How great would it be if this blog devolved into housewife complaints? Like when you cook a dinner that you're super proud of and your husband's response is just "huh. My mom doesn't make it this way."

I'm having a really hard time getting back into blogging. I have tumblrblock? idk I guess I just lost my mojo.

I’m not sure that I can actually be an adult unless I’m capable of opening mail without ripping the envelope to shreds. Thoughts?

Nobody reads my Yelp! reviews and that makes me feel a lot more sad than it should. I give quality advice guys, promise.

The truth is apparently a giant tease

Sometimes I look at nature and think “wow this looks just like a Bob Ross painting.”

People who actually use "lmbo" make me lmao

Genuinely surprised that I don’t have pink eye considering the amount of times I’ve had a cat rub their butt in my face.